Fighting Crimes of Fashion on the Streets of SL
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I’m sure many of you have noticed that it’s been quite a long time since our last update. Truth be told the economy has forced us into taking up employment as Mall Cops… embarrassing, I know!
But you know what’s more embarrassing?? Walking around like a sopping wet amazon quarterback!
This report just in:
“That was scary, like Naomi Campbell after a steroid diet. Also check the body oil!!!”
Just HOW BIG do you need your lips to be?
There’s nothing more disgusting than overly pumped lip with a stretched lip texture. It looks like you have a barbecue sauce smear over the lip.
Either the skin makers need to start making 2x larger lips (from the example in the picture, please make them from right under the nose to overlap the chin, please) or just start making prim lips with an invisiprim to replace your head and make it all one giant pie-hole. What’s with the recent beauty standar in SL anyway? Eyes are shifting further and further apart (are we going towards a ‘fish look?’)…And as far as lashes go – just quit buying them and kill 2 coons and jam them into your eye sockets. Thanks.
Just caught wind of the current blogger challenge issued by Hybrid Ansar to “find or make a big girl/big guy shape and style it so its super cute!”
So I jacked up the sliders on my shape and ran to my favorite shoppe of all times Nyte’ n’ Day for some super cute layers:
Show off … link your shots in the comments!
This is just too much for me to try to take in sober…
^ We Agree!
Have you ever logged in to find unexpected house guests? What about uninvited, naked house guests!? Well, you can imagine my surprise when I logged in last night to find two avatards getting jiggy in my own bed room!!
Revelation Sperber – Resident since 2007, proclaimed drummer, and documented neo-natzi – likes his woman tall and manly. Prefers to keep his pants ON.
(photo credit: Crap Mariner)
I can’t believe it’s been over a month since the last post! RL has really eaten up my time lately!! For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter or my Personal Blog, I’ve been adjusting to singlehood and exploring the world of “dating”, but think of you all often and cringe when I see stuff like this in my inbox:
Baby got enough back for 5 avvies!
…and here, children, is a reason why you should never mix drugs with Second Life. How’d you like to wake up next to this thing in the morning!??
As always, I will try to be better with updates (inbetween coffee and dinner dates). Submit your violations at SLFP911[at] @gmail.com