SL Fashion Police

Listen up Ladies (and Gents)!
After months of witnessing numerous crimes of fashion, I’m taking the law into my own hands. I will no longer stand by and watch your senseless avatars attempt to act sexy with your hand made tube tops and crooked textured skirts. At least have the decency to wear shoes! Gahh….and if I see one more guy over the age of 60 days old (I’m being very generous here) walking around in those generic flip flops my Avatar is going to throw up!
I will perform my civic duties and do my best to rid the world of Second Life from every botched bikini top and tattered prim skirt I find. I accept the challenge of filtering thru boxes of freebie junk, filtering off the 5% of acceptable attire and boxing it neatly for those who so desperately need my help.
Armed with my camera and curling iron…I will patrol the streets of SL…capturing the perpetrators of fashion faux pas and deliver you the evidence so that you too can learn from their mistakes.
Be afraid…be very afraid….

*****Have you been witness to a crime of fashion? Submit your photos and a brief description of the crime to SLFashionPolice@gmail.com. Please be sure to include your Name if you want credit for the apprehension.*****