SLFP Ticket # 0001-A
Violation: Undefined Style
Charges: Loud Gasp and Warning Issued
Okay folks, I’m seriously baffled by this ensemble. I tried to dismiss it with the assumption that this woman (based solely on the basic black pumps) was dressed for a theme party, but seriously…what was this chick thinking?
Hair: Decent attempt – Pass
Shirt: Basic cotton undershirt – Pass
Shorts: Gahh…I have no issues with tie dye, but these should never be worn out side the house – Fail.
Shoes: Basic black pumps (considering the shorts). Fail
Strongly encouraged modifications:
Option 1 – Replace the tie dye shorts with a black pencil skirt.
Option 2 – Replace the basic black pumps with a pair of white tennis shoes.
***Have you been witness to a crime of fashion? Submit your photos and a brief description of the crime to SLFashionPolice@gmail.com. Please be sure to include your Name if you want credit for the apprehension.***
February 24th, 2007 at 6:05 am
thanks for the link to maynewomen, officer. i think the concept for your blog perfect. i’m sure we’ve all encountered such brutalized forms that the fashion police should be informed. now we know who to call. what’s your inworld name? i don’t see your “about me”. of course, it is wordpress. do they even have that feature?
February 24th, 2007 at 7:52 am
Ahh…I’m TheDiva Rockin. I’m a lil back logged on posts due to the Flu, but should have my pending posts up in the next few days.