SL Fashion Police

Greetings Citizens!

As some of you already know, and have been anxiously awaiting, the SL Fashion Police was on patrol over this past weekend at the Second Life Community Convention (SLCC) in Chicago. The following crime scene photos were captured Saturday night at Stroker Serpentine’s Masquerade ball and while we only apprehended a few offenders, we have quite a list that we will be keeping a close eye on in the near future.

Offender #1: Indecent Exposure & Assault with a Deadly Weapon

It’s all fun an games till some one gets their eye poked out….with an exposed nipple! This perp racked up the charges when he attempted to “frisk” me. He is now undergoing shock therapy and will be released to a near by welcome center for 90 days of community service.

Offender #2: Possession of an Exotic Animal with out proper license

According to the facilities, common pets are allowed on site with proper restraints and proof of vaccination. This party goer failed to prove her pet was up to date with his shots…in fact she herself had already been bitten by the beast! Luckily I had my tazer and a spare muzzle when I took these two into custody. They will be forced to undergo an obedience training class before the charges are dropped.

And Lastly…

Offender #3: Hunting with out a license

This perp is a habitual offender, who has been on my radars for some time now and we finally caught up to him when he least expected. After making the mistake of offering to show me his night stick, I slapped him with a heavy fine and escorted him to the in house salon for a proper back waxing.

More photos can be seen [Here]

Or you can check out the SLCC Group on Flickr [Here]

Chief D. Rockin

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