Public Health Announcement #1
Extreme clothing ugliness has long been thought to blind onlookers, cause deafness in prim babies and cure gout (how else are they going to run as fast as they can from the scene?), but new information leads us to believe that now it is causing hand shrinkage in the wearer!
Please, for the sake of onlookers, prim babies and most importantly yourself, do not go out of your house looking like this. We here at SL Fashion Police cannot stress the importance of needing proper-sized hands. For how else will you be able to smack your friends when they don a hideous fashion mistake?
When we called the New York Yankees for comments, an official spokesman stated, “we are furious at this desecration of our uniform and plan to take legal action.”
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the SL Fashion Police and
~Sgt. Phoenix
August 21st, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Ew. Ew, ew, ew.
August 21st, 2007 at 6:36 pm
You would NEVAH catch a Red Sox fan committing such crimes! Gawd, wtf with those hands? Gotta believe her man’s pretty small on the crotch sliders too…sad really.
August 29th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
What are people thinking? Not only do they need a sandwich, they need to be put in one of those old torture devices that stretch out things. Get some real outfits, get rid of the random tattoos (stick with one or two at least) and buy something worthwhile. I would not even wear that at a costume event, pool, or in my own home!
August 30th, 2007 at 12:51 am
ROTFLMAO @ the pic with her ass eating her hand. That is one GHETTO BOOTAY! Of course it doesn’t need much of an appetite for her teeny hand! Seriously though. . .WTH was she thinking? Someone give this girl some help.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Jayneese, don’t you know nobody will realize you’re “Sexxy” without the giant tattoo on your tummy?
All I can think of now is, it’s a good thing SL avatars don’t get stretch marks.
Ooh. One of those prim baby places should sell post-partum stretch mark tats!