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An Open Letter To The Female Residents

Dear Residents,

Okay, look.  We get it.  Second Life offers all sorts of options for your virtual bodies. You can be as thin or as fat as your sliders will take you, you can have that J.Lo ass if you want, and you can wear as much or as little clothing as you wish (be warned, though, that we’ll take every opportunity to call you out and mock you for it). 

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However, when shopping (or indeed, when in public), it is generally considered good manners to uh, actually wear clothes.  Ya know?  The whip cream bikini was only marginably acceptable in that movie because of two reasons: a) it was a movie, and b) they were not in public.

And no one needs to know how good your waxer is, lady, seriously.  I guess the only redeeming thing is that she was there to buy a new outfit (clearly). But damn, I think even the newbie clothes would’ve been better than this.

~Sgt Phoenix.

8 Responses to “An Open Letter To The Female Residents”

  1. wigglylisa Says:

    If you ever see me (in public) in SL in something like that… please shoot me! Ha! That would be Coconut Jewell in world… seriously… shoot me! :)

  2. The Diva Says:

    I’m just glad she wasn’t wearing the whipped cream & banana up the butt bottoms! ….not that I know from personal experience that there is such a thing O.o

  3. Kathy Says:

    Ummm… I’m sorry, is this post saying it’s unacceptable to wear my SL whipped cream bikini in SL public? I don’t understand. Can someone please translate?

  4. Veyron Supercharge Says:

    Yes, but is it Cool Whip or whipped cream? I mean, whipped cream might be more acceptable, but Cool Whip is so trashy….

  5. Phoenix Says:

    I dunno…whatever it is, it looks congealed :P

  6. Dorra Debs Says:

    LOL! I have one of those whipped cream bikinis too. Never worn it to a store though. I have worn it in public… but that was for an event.

  7. bex hathaway Says:

    must have been a COLD day in SL for those cherries to stay up like that…..

  8. kittywitch Says:

    I have *no* words for this…
    =^..^=

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