Bad Ass in Bunny Slippers [Recruit App 8]
[Recruiting Submission #8]
I really don’t know where to begin my tale of my retinas being burnt except to say that I was casually strolling around, when all of a sudden, I thought I had been sucked into a huge solar flare. Once my vision cleared, I realized that I had been a victim of Blingus Explodus. (Yes, that is the term for the homies that don’t realize that in the real “hood” they would be ….well I don’t know what they would be but it wouldn’t be a good thang).
I’ll start at the top and work my way down. The thing that looks like a giant boa constrictor is actually a jacket. I know, I know, hard to believe but true. I don’t know where he got the jacket, but it matches his tats, sorta. I did book an appointment at the virtual chiropractor’s for him, he’ll be sore after wearing that. If the radiation from his bling doesn’t kill him the butt that he picked up from the ground will. Moving on down, his belt buckle, a source of light and heat for a small village, was so big that it is a good thing that Avatards cannot bend or he would do himself a serious injury. Continuing down, I noted that he is wearing camo pants… who does he think he can hide from with all that spangly going on? Finally, his bunny slippers. I think it shows that he is a kind and gentle fellow who can have fun with his “fashion”.
The most amazing part of this is that I could not tear my eyes away from him even though I knew I was doing damage. Train wreck? I don’t know, I think it is much worse than that. I kept looking to see if his image was burned onto my monitor much like the shadows of radiation are burned onto brick walls.
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November 6th, 2007 at 9:41 am
“Continuing down, I noted that he is wearing camo pants… who does he think he can hide from with all that spangly going on?”
I literally spit coffee. That’s just hysterical. Thanks for making my morning. Are you really sure that’s a jacket and not some new kind of pet?
November 6th, 2007 at 11:45 am
I love the bunny slippers!!! Do they do them in pink?!!
November 6th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
now THAT is the most glorious use of bling i have ever seen! I All he needs is “Flight of the Valkyries” booming in the background everytime he enters a room.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I thought the jacket was some kind of deformity! On first look I thought he was some half human/half alien thing. If that is a jacket then I am afraid it looks as though it is devouring him..it’s the scariest fecking jacket I have ever seen, RL or SL!I’m hoping the bunny slippers are a thinly disguised stab at irony.
Alas, I fear they may not be….
=^..^=
November 7th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
heh… if that coat or vest or whatever that is is filled with kapok or buoyant foam, or whatever, it’s safe to say he won’t sink like the Titanic anytime soon… The Hindenburg, however… I’m surprised he hasn’t gone up in flames ’cause of all that sun reflecting bling, yet
November 10th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
If only the jacket had a hoodie…oh it does!! Holy crickets that’s just sad…
November 13th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Oh wow, I love the slippers with those pants, what a statement!
February 18th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
SCARY! I bet he made that jacket himself, lol. The “D” in the Jacket looks a little like the Detroit Tigers “D”.