Save us from Sculpties!
We knew this was coming so it’s no surprise. I’ll give this avie +2 points for attempting to be realistic with her “other” porportions (lips, ass, and thighs)… but -10 for grossing me out by not covering her undercarriage.
I’ll cut this early on as well, seeing how it’s borderline NSFW
My apologies for the 10 mins of your life you won’t be getting back, assuming you had the same “Deer in the Headlights” reaction I had when I first viewed this…ummm…thing. At least when these puppies rez they will still appear to be somewhat as they are intended.
If you were able to see past the “obvious” issues you might also be wondering what exactly is growing out of her head…are those handle bars or is she some sort of oxen-human mutant?
~Chief D. Rockin
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:21 pm
WOWEE ZOWEE.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
omfg..whoa…o.O wtf….this is really something!
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:31 pm
WOW I’m totally amazed that she doesn’t fall over
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Wow. Just….wow.
People need to just say NO to sculpted boobies.
Which reminds me…I have like 3 submissions to send your way.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
What’s even funnier (if possible) than the proportions is the fact that she’s almost covered them with camouflage. WHERE could you hide those puppies?
The mind boggles……
December 23rd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
I want to know where you find these puppies, so I too can be caught in the headlights LOL
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:10 pm
I just realized it has cow ears too. Maybe they’re udders? >D
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 pm
There. are. no. words.
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:42 pm
who makes these things? they need to get banned.
December 24th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Pretty hot. She could box me anytime!
December 24th, 2007 at 12:19 am
MY EYES! OH MY GOD MY EYES!!!!
December 24th, 2007 at 2:28 am
Now those puppies would make awesome models for my fabulous revolutionary idea: Flexie Boobies! Can you imagine them jingle and jangle as she walks? lmao Now if I see my idea stolen, I’ll have the Fashion Police readers to go after.
December 24th, 2007 at 5:48 am
rectify fashcrime devicrime crimethink report unpersons joycamp.
slrl … slunrl … unphysics … doublethink.
report two minutes hate.
2+2=5
(whoever ‘gets it’ gets a free 30 gramme chocorat.)
December 24th, 2007 at 8:18 am
Milk her and feed the staving african kiddies!
December 24th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
That’ll make a good air bag.
December 26th, 2007 at 12:40 am
Dear G-d! How does she fit through the door? Oy VEY! [I Have Those Shoes... I may never look at them the same again! My poor Stiletto Moodys
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December 26th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Seriously – just WHERE do you find these people? I never come across anyone as deliciously freaky as this on my SL adventures – and I hang out in some pretty seedy places…
December 26th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I would think with tats like that, the things protruding from her head are definately cow horns. Send this avie to the prim baby orphanage! Surely she can feed all the babies!
December 27th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Ah cow girls. *laughs*
Whew, I wouldn’t be caught dead in those puppies!
December 28th, 2007 at 12:37 am
Vaalith Jinn: I’ll go back and read 1984.
I just lost 15 minutes staring at Miss Udder 07.
MY EYES.
December 29th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Got milk. And apparently, quite a bit of it.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:01 am
man…
that’s all I can really say.
man…
December 30th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Ooooh, that’ll play havoc with her back muscles.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
BLOOODDYYY HELLLLLLL!!!!
I thought Lolo Ferrari passed away a few years ago??? Actually, it’s a bit of Lolo and a bit of Coco ( Ice T’s missus) mixed into one…That has to be my favourite EVER:)
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
MAN!!!
January 10th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Somehow, the camoflage tablecloth isn’t helping.
January 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
No, no it is not. Good lord, the areolas on those are bigger than dinner plates. Something is especially not right about.
January 19th, 2008 at 3:53 am
When sculpties attack!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I love how people keep calling those over sized beach balls of breasts “Puppies”, cause they do look like they will detatch and run away…damn…thats just a HOT MESS!!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:03 pm
*Blinks…
*Hands everyone Eyebleach
-S
June 29th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET BABY JESUS ON CHRISTMAS MORN IS THIS!?!?!?!
my poor friend standing behind me dropped his fucking drink on his shit…and it took him 5 minutes to realize it.