New Year, New SLFP!
Hey All!
Wow, the New Year rolled in like hell on wheels here at the SLFP Virtual HQ and I’ve barely had a chance to catch my breath! But I wanted to take a moment to let you all know that I have some really big expectations for 2008 including more “SLFP Approved” retailers, Giveaways, and of course all of YOUR reports of Fashion Faux Pas…
Sadly, Secret Agent Meredith had been gone AWOL and took all the submissions she had been receiving along with her. We hope to have her back with us soon, in the mean time, please send your photo submissions via email or in-world postcard directly to SLFashionPolice@gmail.com
We love Vint Falkin’s post on SL Photography: The Basics no matter if you are a newbie or a veteran, we think you’ll find it full of useful information, which can be used to catch those fashion felons red handed!
I also want to give a big shout out to all my awesome friends and fellow fashionistas who sent me cards and goodies 
…and as much as I appreciate review & demo items, I’m often too busy/lazy to actually blog it…but I *will* brag about it in world if it’s fabulous…and I’d be more inclined to blog it, if the items were available at Shop.Onrez.com 
That being said….
I got to test drive Surrealia Anatine’s New Animated AO ViXen…LOVE IT!
Visit ANA_Mations to see it for yourself. *not yet available at OnRez, but I’m sure she’ll have it up soon! They DO however have some great AO’s for your Man tho ladies. Gotta love the gifting options
Buy:ANA_Mations::ScorpioAO::
Now on to the…
With such madness in the quad caused first by the massive sale at ETD and now the almost unbearable last call at Last Call….We’re receiving a very high volume of reports from this particular region of The Grid. I will only be processing EXTREME cases in which we receive *Quality* evidence.
Now, let me ask you all a favor…I understand the mad dash to Last Call, and I myself will be diggin my elbows in to grab a few items…but do you really need more ETD!? Don’t get me wrong! I LOVE ETD and she is always my #1 Referral for hair, but I personally do not need MORE Hair…and I think it’s a little excessive to change my hair twice daily, which is what I would have to do just to wear all the styles I have in my inventory right now just to get thru them all in a year! So, I will step aside, and let some one else have some time to shop and improve *hopefully* their appearance….You might consider it as well if you inventory is anything like mine…or suffer the consequences.
Speaking of Out of Control Inventory… I hear my dear friends Daphne & Tamara have some tips for getting organized in their Second Style Stylecast. Listen or read about it at http://DaphneandTamara.com.
Okay…I’m out! Off to record my own Podcast The-Broad-Cast! What? I can’t toss in a shameless plug? Pfft.
Chief D. Rockin.
P.S. for those of you who are heading to ETD… here’s a few Don’t just in case you were wondering
January 16th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Hey! How the H. E. Double Hockey Sticks did you get those pics of my family members? Ma, Pa and sister Suzy Snoring (although I suspect that sis is the spawn of Satan.. those cloven feet are a dead giveaway and ma has been dressing much more seductively lately). Anyway, you can see where I get my keen fashion savvy from.
Thanks for inventory control tip… mine is criminal.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I will never understand the women who wear the skin that has body oil ON THE FACE.
Surely this is not an option that comes with the body oil add-on?
Body oil, at the right time, can be okay. I’ve worked in, and currently manage, a stripclub. It has its place.
But … on the face?
As someone I work with said once when one of these women with an oiled-up face came into the club I manage… “She looks like she let a few too many boys have a little too much fun, and left it on her face.”
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Does that mean she has absconded with the *hilarious* crime report I submitted? I even included a photo of myself with the victim of the crime.
January 29th, 2008 at 1:35 am
I *heart* Agent Meredith.