Amazon Gangsta-Bling
So I just could not believe it when shortly after rezzing to a furniture store, this thing came in right behind me. Might I point out a few things?
- The COMPLETE LACK OF PROPORTION TO ANY NORMAL HUMAN! You can see this better in the second picture I attached. That is myself behind her, and with heels i think I am 6’2″ or something similar.
- The amount of bling. Enough said.
- The oil. Also enough said.
- The calves of steel and badass shades, then the teddy bear strapped to her thigh. Honey, when are you gonna pull that little guy out? Never mind, I don’t want to know.
- The second teddy bear, on her shoulder
- Hands that are too small for a frame that large….
- And finally, the shirt that appears to have been either an afterthought of the outfit, or all her flying around got it too tangled up and it’s just stuck up there on a boob.
~A victim of bling
March 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
*snort* Not to mention a shrunken head! But the feet give it all away. This is a transvestite. A she-male!
/bling off
March 14th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I am just wishing she was sporting one of those jacked- up freebie AOs where you sort of stand sideways on your ankles. Bcse with those honkin’ big feet, that would’ve ruled.
March 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
*cringes and squints*
She reminds me of the Amazon women from Futurama, “Me want snoo snoo!!!!”. Anyhoodle, ignore my love for cartoons.
Lately my biggest hissy fit would be severely disproportioned hands, I’ve been seeing nothing but man hands. Can I just vent and tell people to please, for the love that is all holy, move that hand slider down!!! I guess this case isn’t any better since she’s has teeny tiny hands. I imagine she likes big things and those just won’t cut it.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Oh…my dear sweet jesus…she looks like she could eat you in one bite and not think twice about it..sheesh!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Mom!