Whole Lotta Wrong
I received this picture via email and after staring at it in shock for a few minutes, I wanted to post it right away. See, the funny thing is, most of the things I’m going to mock have already been featured somewhere on the blog before, yet people continue to make the same mistakes over and over again.
Apparently the boob slider all the way at 100 is not quite enough for our little rubberized vixen here, because she went out and bought those prim ones that move on their own and stuff. Captain Diva recently put these on and wore them for a couple of hours….they were mesmerizing, but not in a good way. There is no wonder that SL has a rep for being a porn pervert’s paradise, with virtual blow-up dolls like this walking around. Not only will they wear moving boobies for you, they’ll also wear genitalia metal on the outside of their “clothes” for you, so you don’t have to work so hard! Yay!
You can barely spot it here, but this hair has that horrid texturing on the back of it. Whoever started that trend should absolutely have their Photoshop and upload tools taken away, cuz it’s the fugliest hair I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of fugly hair.
Oil = Just say no!
~Sgt. Phoe
March 24th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
My Mom would totally call her a slut.
Are you sure she isn’t just wearing crotchless panties?
Umm…Captain Diva makes me think of Captain Caveman…I soo thought you loved me
March 25th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I need to see if I can find the picture I have of someone with a red octopus-I mean…red hair with that kind of texturing on their head.
as I recall, it didn’t even have normal prim hair parts.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:16 am
I do lubs you to itty bitty pieces that I then have to stuff in the trunk of my car before the cops come…err, I mean, I do love ya Diva XD
March 25th, 2008 at 1:51 am
That scares me beyond reasonable belief…. EW!….
March 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am
O.M.G. If I were to come across this wretchedness in world, I would shame her mercilessly!
March 27th, 2008 at 6:42 am
some people never think of the consequences of plastic surgery, now it looks cool but what if you are 50?!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I know what she is typing: “…I go for L25 per hour…” ((yes, she is cheap))
I love the SL Fasion Police idea…please keep it up!
March 31st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
She looks like pamela anderson if she fell off a bridge and decided to get a 3rd breasts after she rolled her vag in oil
April 5th, 2008 at 2:02 am
I didn’t realize there were plastic surgeons in SL, it seems she’s not only had her breasts done, look at that face! Blech, I shudder to think what some of her “slutty” outfits look like if this is everyday wear!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Well, 2 things.
1) i love oil. not half body applied, like she did, and used in the right occasions, on a 4000L RaC Skin, it can look good.
2) Her hair is actually the only good looking thing on her. This is by Calico. I have the firey reddish version of that style, Ember 2 I think. But it’s hard to appreciate it right there.
For the rest, well even as a noob I didn’t look like that much of a train wreck. It hurts my eyes. Please someone give me Murine.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Codie – Shhh..let’s not push Sgt. Phoe’s tolerance levels….she hates that style hair. (Maybe some air head with similar stuff stole her boyfriend, I dunno).
LOL
April 15th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
LMAO hahahaha well, it’s just my opinion of course. and i have seen so much worse. please note i very rarely wear this one, but i know people that can wear it well. doesn’t excuse the rest of the outfit anyways! LOL <3
April 19th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
She’s kind of hot.