PSA: Summer is Upon Us!
I’ve been off frolicking in RL for the past few week so apologies if you are suffering from withdrawals!
It’s important to us that you all receive as many tips and guidelines for your Summer Attire as possible. So here are a few images that should help you keep your avvie safe from sunburn and the embarrassment of being cited by the SLFP.
Don’t:
Do apply the proper sunscreen for your skin type this summer. Dipping yourself in icing is not an acceptable alternative.
Don’t:
If you *must* let it all hang out, please take care to Wash & *Wax* your avvie properly. We highly recommend seeking out some professional services to manicure those “sensitive” areas and a quality moisturizer to avoid chaffing.
Don’t:
Armor and Chains will NOT prevent skin cancer! We know you think you’re hawt, but the sun is a scorcher! If Last years bikini feels a little small to you…it is! Oh, and again…we don’t need to know that’s your natural hair color.
Wax on, Wax off, No more fire crotch! It’s practically magic!!
Don’t:
It’s clear to us why you would want to try an camouflage your avatar, but next time you should leave the bling and the baby oil at home. All that reflection makes you easy prey for our keen eyed citizens brigade.
Do:
Take a note from the book of Catero Revolution when selecting the proper swimwear. Skimpy around the edges is just fine as long as you keep those danger zones covered. And don’t be afraid to substitute a little bronzer for that beach babe tan. Your skin will thank you for it. 
~Chief D. Rockin
May 29th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Catero looks soo cute in his pink bikini.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Hahahahha awesome. Cat you look hawt! <3
May 29th, 2008 at 2:36 am
*eyetwitch*
May 29th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Haha I win! I really should have told The Diva about it sooner but my bad.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:48 am
Guys should wear bikinis more often! Catero looks awesome!! /em wonders how I can get my hubby into a bikini…
May 29th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
@TheDiva Thanks for the 80′s tunes. I was stressing out.. the tunes help
p.s. I love the fashion police blog and vow to never be a DONT
May 29th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
My words have come back to haunt me.
(“I guarantee me in a bikini would not end up on Fashion Police. Especially if it was pink.”)
May 29th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I wonder how #3 got the boob slider bar to do that.
Nevermind. I’m better off not knowing.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
LoL, words fail me.
Great bikini, lol
June 1st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
@Dania. Those are prim boobs. Someone actually took the time to *create* and texture those melons.
I’m more worried about those tight shorts chafing that poor girl’s kitty in pic no. 2.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I really wish the people in these pictures could see themselves. Hopefully, they would rethink their fashion blunders. All except Catero he is SMEXY!!!
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June 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Sweet Mother of GOD! Better you than I Catero, I am happy that the Dress I was wearing on Sunday during a Fashion Charity event has not shown up on Divas’ site. I did threaten all the Fashionistas and Designers with a cruel death. But gots to admit, it did make me feel Purdy…in a Manly way :>)
-S