The Do & Don’t of Booty
Here at SLFP we see a lotta booty! More then anyone should be exposed to. We feel its time we gave you some clear and concise guidelines to follow when attempting to acquire a healthy badunk-a-dunk.
- Always wash your hands towel dry completely before editing your appearance. The slightest amount of residue can reek havoc on those sliders!
- Take it slow and steady. Beware of the danger zone (Hip = 75 & 100. Butt = 50 – 100).
- Keep realistic proportions – If your ass is a 25, then your hips should not be 75 with a 10 waist!
- Still think you can pull off the extreme? We wish you luck and recommend you only wear solid print bottoms and ditch the cheer shorts! You might as well just hitch a wide load sign to your ass.
- If your having trouble getting into those booty shorts, don’t reach for the body oil…buy some new shorts…in your size! Body oil might make you feel slippery & sexy, but it also amplifies ALL your impurities.
We hope these tips help you understand the difference between Boo-yah! and Booty gone bad.
Before I sign off I would like to recognize one of the most famous and adored resident rumps:
CodeBastard Redgrave, creator of the Boudoir Rouge – “An ode to all the beautiful, brilliant, sexy, geeky ladies of the metaverse”
May 11th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Thank you for following up your 1st pic with a lovely pic of Ms. Redgrave.
Is the woman in the 1st picture giving birth to something. It looks like a pram, but thats just me.
May 11th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Geez… pixellated cellulite, with extra fat. Lovely.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Yeah, bet you’d never thought you’d see cellulite in SL, huh?
May 11th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
OMG that ass is HUGE with cellulite to go with.That is GAG gross.TY so much for posting the all famouse beautiful RedGrave>She can wear anything and it looks absolutly fab on her.MUAH Red your one awsome lady!!
May 12th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Man, all that oil did was make her ass and thighs look ashy as hell!
May 12th, 2008 at 4:51 am
The first picture reminds me
“Sexy Stools and Sculptures in Chongqing”
(You might be found that on google image)
May 12th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Unbeknowst, (hahahaha….) to most there is a small group of male avatars here in SL that feel as though large butted women are more attractive. Therefore the slider abuse runs rampant as women desperately compete to be “that girl.”
May 13th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Now that’s a booty sporting it’s very own gravity field. (ref. 1′st pic, naturally)
May 13th, 2008 at 11:24 am
LMAO OMGZ! Thank you Dpty. Chief D. Rocking for sparing me the ass traffic ticket! I’m glad you consider I didn’t go haywire on those sliders XD I’m pretty proud of my rump. Tho it is pretty difficult to dress up decently, I guess I’m not doing serial infractions like most of the people you put on display here. To be honest I thought I would someday make the frontpage of the SLFP, but not with so much praises.
TY Chief D. Rocking, keep up the good work! Codie loves you and shall slip some bakshish in your pocket the next time I see you
<3<3<3
Codie
May 14th, 2008 at 2:55 am
Exhibit A in this entry is not what you think. There is no need for mass hysteria or Congressional investigations. It is only a pair of weather balloons.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
As a round-bootyed woman of size 60 (unless my dress requires less), I appreciate that you can appreciate more junk, without resorting to an across the board ban on anything other than flat backsides!
My ass is in keeping with my figure – it is doable without cartoonish proportions!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
MMMMMMMMMMM Boooty.. but too much Booty is a bad thing.
but you got to have enough to hold on to :>)
-S
May 17th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I recognise that club… and ass