The Most Scary Bazoombas Ever
There I am, minding my own business while putting in some hours at work, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye, I see the two scariest sights heading my way:
Now, it may look like she’s typing, but nope – that was the default pose she went into when she stopped walking. I only wish they moved like Miss Diva’s did, cuz those babies are hypnotizing!




May 6th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
WTF!??? are those boobs or did someone knit her a sculptie sweater with the arm holes in the front?
May 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Hon, I know it’s fun to pad your bra, but… pillows?
May 7th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Why? I mean, would anyone intentionally make themselves look so stupid?
Actually, scratch that question… I only have to look through the archives
- Neil.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:46 am
I am sure it is only an error caused by a graphical glitch in an imperfect release candidate.
No rational mind could possibly think two Guinness Book of World Records type tumors shoved under a cheap sweater could be acceptable in public.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Oh! I’ve seen her in the store before, she made me chuckle so much I had to get the rl hubby to come over and see her. Just to get a man’s perspective, of course, he thought they were hilarious.
Good that she actually shops there, seeing as she obviously doesn’t know when to stop.
Woot for Nyte!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I don’t know what’s worse…The pose or the boobs. lol
May 9th, 2008 at 8:19 am
ummmm…. yeah. I got nuthin. It’s just too much. I think I peed my pants a little from laughing though if that tells you what I think.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Okay, The turtleneck i could easily deal with. The chest? Probably. but that pose?!? she looks like she’s holding an invisible pole tokeep ber balance while she’s passing a watermelon! Oy!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
This is a guy. Right?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
*squints* I get it, those are not fully rezzed sculpties, right? RIGHT? Um, what they will look like fully rezzed….um…..dunno….
May 10th, 2008 at 11:41 am
that has to be a dude. a woman would simply not think of stuffing her bra with sofa cushions and then adopting a karate pose.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Actually, that type of person is fashionable and useful in many situations! One good purpose: emergency floaters on fisherman boats! She’d save two, maybe three, good sized men with those!
May 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
i think i saw these on a girl the other night. and… she was with her boyfriend, a musclebuilding Unicorn. I have no words. I was actually in the process of getting ready to take a picture (clothes was rezzin yall) when they talked to me and they were so nice I didn’t have the heart anymore. She was also part of some kind of Boob Growers Club or something, had a tag.
June 15th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
hahahhahaha..*cough cough cough* takes a sip of water….hahahahhaha..