Glaring errors
Well, I thought I’d make my first post here a piccy that I’d snapped myself a while ago. This perp is breaking so many rules, I don’t think she’ll ever be eligable for parole! Lets examine Exhibit A:
The eyes are immediately drawn to the bling. I mean you’d have to be blind to miss it and if you got too close, you’d probably wind up losing your retinas. Some people think this looks good, however we at the SLFP know this isn’t the case. Secondly, lets look at the shape for a moment. Her boobs are separated by such a vast chasm that I’m sure I could probably park a bus in her cleavage. They look too flat too, which is rare in SL, so some credit to her for daring to be different 
Still on the body, her calves seem to have been grafted from a Russian shotputter and somehow don’t match with such dainty ankles and non-eventful thighs.
On the subject of thighs, anyone spot the gap in her bodyoil, which just happens to be outside her thong. I mean, thats two basic cautions right there. Failure to comprehend layers and wearing cheap, nasty bodyoil.
So, to sum up, this crim is sporting way too much bling, has boobs you could land a plane between, has calves that look like they were glued on and applies her body oil over her thong and likes to miss a bit on her thighs. Apparently, thats the next big thing.
I hand this one over to the jury for sentencing.
Officer A. Shinji.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Although the very crimes that you mentioned are painfully obvious, I do have to give the suspect some kudos in defense, if only because she missed some also obvious associated crimes.
1. She’s way too oily, (and anyone who lives in a hot climate can attest, that just feels nasty and unclean!) she hasn’t gone the hand-in-hand route of being too busty.
2. Related to the above, her boobs are too far apart, for sure, but they aren’t comically ginormous, which at least lends -some- credibility to the otherwise bad drag job.
3. The calves, and the body overall… Maybe the boots have something to do with calf size, and I have it very hard to fit boots my own shape in SL. Or maybe she was aiming for something a bit athletic, despite the cheap–come-to-your-home-stripper outfit,
because at least -some- parts of her are proportionate.
Not a look I’d choose for myself, or anyone I wasn’t trying to make look like a cheap, tasteless whore, but still not the worst I’ve seen in SL, and not in the bottom 10 of this website.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
actually…and maybe its just the areas that i hang out in but kudos for having a dark skinned avie.
i rarely, and i mean RARELY see anything darker than a well bronzed on SL…and that’s about the only thing i can say that is positive. X_x
July 6th, 2008 at 2:18 am
saving grace is the hair, i do like her hair
July 6th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
someone already sentanced her…is that a motorcycle tread between her ta-tas? Harsh.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:54 am
When will people learn not to wear body oil OVER their clothes (or to stop buying body oil in the first place)?