Crimes Against The Ass
Lately we`ve seen a major crime wave on the grid, and the victim is always the same: the ass. Today, I am focusing on Seven Ultra Lounge,where most of the patrons look pretty good, but sometimes an offender slips through, and of course, the SL Fashion Police is there to make the apprehension!
Now, this poor unfortunate soul’s pants appear to have been eaten by her ass, leaving her undies exposed, and it appears her belt is next on the menu. Now, lest there be confusion, I am not mocking her ass, I’m sure it’s perfectly adequate and she doesn’t fall over when she sits or anything. But feed it, before it starts snacking on your clothes!
This dancer getting her groove on must’ve gotten dressed in the dark, because she is missing a very important part of her look: pants! Or a skirt, anything, something! I’m all for looking sexy and cute, but there is a line and that line is: no one should be able to give you a gynocological exam at the club! (Unless you’re in the bathroom, and ermm…yeah)
Today’s report has been brought to you by the Society for the Advocation of Pants.
~Sgt. Phoenix
September 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Sigh.
Gross.
NOBODY should have to look at that.
You know, we’re forced to look at ourselves from THE BACK all day. You’d think this would never be a problem.
SCROLL DOWN, LADIES! Or zoom out a little! SOMETHING! . . . **hands them pants from my inventory**
September 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
A sign would be tacky, but apparently one is needed…
September 9th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ibVt_vEU0k
September 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I think her dromedary appendage might have eaten her pants to prepare for a trek across the Wanton Swamp to the Brazen Desert and the Lewd Mountains.
Let’s just thank our lucky stars that we didn’t have to see them from the front.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
“No pants, no service”?
September 12th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
You people talk about anything but that lounge?
September 12th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
@Ann – That is just WRONG!
@Summer – Check back and see….
September 13th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I thought there was a rule about nudity in that place and a micro skirt without an under garment is technically nudity.
And here I was all worried that I would get kicked out for being a fully clothed alien rattlesnake.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
This in my humble opinion is one of the worst blogs on sl that exist – seems a gossipy neighbor – This is why the sl is this garbage, that instead of people themselves about with themselves, worry about the others – is ridiculous you who writes that pointing the defects of others – you have no mirror at home?
September 26th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
And the worst, it feels great thing to accuse the other apntando its flaws – his attitude ridiculous, as well as your avatar money is ridiculous – like a skinny skeleton (a man feel attraction for you? Doubt that very much
September 30th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Dear Summer -
We require our readers to be at least 60% literate. Please find your self a decent clue and come back when you’re less drunk.
I have a mirror and I am not afraid to use it, how about you?