SL Fashion Police » Crimes of Fashion

Why is this still happening?

Chief D. Rockin — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:57:26 +0000

I’m sure many of you have noticed that it’s been quite a long time since our last update. Truth be told the economy has forced us into taking up employment as Mall Cops… embarrassing, I know!

But you know what’s more embarrassing?? Walking around like a sopping wet amazon quarterback!

This report just in:

“That was scary, like Naomi Campbell after a steroid diet. Also check the body oil!!!”

I wish I was wearing beer goggles

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:49:20 +0000

This is just too much for me to try to take in sober…

Citizens Arrest!

Chief D. Rockin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:24:55 +0000

^ We Agree!

Back and more “Back”

Chief D. Rockin — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:24:53 +0000

I can’t believe it’s been over a month since the last post! RL has really eaten up my time lately!! For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter or my Personal Blog, I’ve been adjusting to singlehood and exploring the world of “dating”, but think of you all often and cringe when I see stuff like this in my inbox:

Baby got enough back for 5 avvies!

…and here, children, is a reason why you should never mix drugs with Second Life. How’d you like to wake up next to this thing in the morning!??

As always, I will try to be better with updates (inbetween coffee and dinner dates). Submit your violations at SLFP911[at] @gmail.com

Do Not Attempt to Adjust Your Monitor

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 11 May 2009 01:21:20 +0000

It wont make her any more easier to figure out. I tried.

Bobbsey Twins

Chief D. Rockin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:47:01 +0000

Uggh! Not only do they have hideous body shapes, they have no sense of style… not even close!

What is up with the blue outfit’s fabric covering the knees like that? and can some one please get her a shoe base stat!?

Roach-do

Secret Agent — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:56:58 +0000

Any comments necessary?

Models

Secret Agent — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:01:35 +0000

I scoped out the Ms Beautiful Competition today and here are some of the highlights of girls who want to be models.

Fight world hunger by donating your buns?

Well at least she can reach the bottom of Heinz Ketchup Bottle in order to feed the hungry.

It’s time someone started coining ‘Your hips are so small’ jokes. Or it may be some new ‘levitating skirt’ fashion craze I am unaware of.

Enjoy!

PSA: Security Breach

Chief D. Rockin — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:48:00 +0000

We had a slight mishap at the station and our security was breached! The perps got away with about 5 months of case data stripping the site of some of SL’s worst offenders!

Rest assured that we will be working double time to capture and recover these missing files and have enhanced our security to avoid any such mishaps in the future.

If you should know the whereabouts of any missing cases, please report them at once to SLFP911[at]gmail[dot]com!

Your Momma says you Ugly!

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:12:39 +0000

And I can’t help but agree…. Where is a paper bag when you need one?

Oh, and next time you think about trying to pick up “My Man” you better check yourself, cause you’ve Seriously Wrecked Yourself!