SL Fashion Police

I’m fairly sure this was supposed to be a paisley pattern, used and abused far beyond recognition. Not to mention the belly button ring that looks curiously like one of those long conical spiral seashells… she IS at Armidi, though, which means that maybe she is reaching out for help.

P.S. Those boots look like oddly shaped flats but they’re actually supported by a stiletto thinner than her thong straps.

I received this picture via email and after staring at it in shock for a few minutes, I wanted to post it right away.  See, the funny thing is, most of the things I’m going to mock have already been featured somewhere on the blog before, yet people continue to make the same mistakes over and over again.

Apparently the boob slider all the way at 100 is not quite enough for our little rubberized vixen here, because she went out and bought those prim ones that move on their own and stuff.  Captain Diva recently put these on and wore them for a couple of hours….they were mesmerizing, but not in a good way.  There is no wonder that SL has a rep for being a porn pervert’s paradise, with virtual blow-up dolls like this walking around.  Not only will they wear moving boobies for you, they’ll also wear genitalia metal on the outside of their “clothes” for you, so you don’t have to work so hard!  Yay!

You can barely spot it here, but this hair has that horrid texturing on the back of it.  Whoever started that trend should absolutely have their Photoshop and upload tools taken away, cuz it’s the fugliest hair I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of fugly hair.

Oil = Just say no!

~Sgt. Phoe

“Caught her dancing at a club I frequent and the list of violations is endless, from the prim nipples that stick through her top to her overblinged shoes to that waste/hip ratio.”