SL Fashion Police

We had a slight mishap at the station and our security was breached! The perps got away with about 5 months of case data stripping the site of some of SL’s worst offenders!

Rest assured that we will be working double time to capture and recover these missing files and have enhanced our security to avoid any such mishaps in the future.

If you should know the whereabouts of any missing cases, please report them at once to SLFP911[at]gmail[dot]com!

First, The Good News – My computer is almost back to normal….AND…. HOMME is Back too!!

Join us at none other then Seven Ultra Lounge, cause we know you love it as much as we do , tomorrow starting at 6pm SLT for their Re-Launch Party! Be sure you “Dress to Impress”

Now, The Bad News…. The grid is in total disarray!

I turn my back for a couple of weeks… okay, Months… and the station phones are ringing off the hook! Reports are pouring in and I gotta say… it’s NOT Pretty!

With the state of the economy we understand that some of you may have no other choice but to take on some part time work, and what better way to earn some quick cash then prostitution, right? Wrong!! If your face looks like you just fell off the back of a Mac truck, all the SLexing in SL isn’t gonna earn you a dime. Please do yourself a favor and find a much, much darker corner to slang your ass.

Thrift Shoppes and bargain basements can be a great alternative when you’re on a budget, but if your boobs are saggin this bad, we’re gonna have to ask that you forgo the halter tops…especially the extremely unsupportive ones made out of Gramma’s afghan! Are those really boots or did she swipe a couple of traffic cones to complete this look? Yetch.

And lastly….Designers, a plea to you…Please stop forcing your models to cram their feet into shoes 3 sizes too small!  Is it not enough sufferage for them to live on a diet of cigarettes and prim-fast bars?

That’s all I got folks. I hope these lessons serve you well!!

Until next time….

Officer D. Rockin

I know you’re all just dying for some actual content here…and believe me, have we got it!! Well, my pc crashed, and while it’s currently capable of doing many things including SL (Yay!) – I need a new motherboard & memory module – this will be the 3rd time!! I have no sound nor input audio, which is weird. I realize now how dependent I am on sound, alerts and such.

Comp-icapped and all, I had the pleasure of rockin some tunes over at my new fav hangout, Second Life’s hottest night club, Seven Ultra Lounge. Can I just say, the place is hot! Check it out, even if nothing is going on event wise – it is a beautiful build!! Worth the price of admission, by far!  Be sure you dress accordingly, We’ve got the place bugged

Quick FYI: We’re gonna have to recall all of the Fisher Price Sing-a-longs – Just look what it did to Callie Cline!!

Oh, and please leave your gestures at home – they have strict enforcement of this rule – not that we don’t all love a gesture here and there, but some of you…you know who you are!…. have little to no self control!! This may be acceptable behavior at some clubs, but @ Seven, it’s about the conversation too – so no spammy gestures, and no green chatter!!

Our very own Phoenix Chapman will be making an appearance in the next edition of HOMME Magazine, and I am super excited! Be sure to keep an eye on their site for it!!

Lastly, tomorrow is the SL Blogger Party from 1pm SLT to whenever! Those who have attended in the past know these are themed. Well, our Hostess…err Mistress of the Month, Veyron Supercharged, has chosen to hold a little D/S party. Get all the dirty details *here*

Yours Truly will be up for auction @ 2pm SLT. I actually agreed to it, not realizing the theme!! I should have known better coming from Veyron! LOL. So go cash in your USD for some $L – bidding starts at $500L. All are welcome, not just bloggers!!

Better hop into SL and find something smexxxy to wear for the party!!

The Seven Ultra Lounge is the Newest, Hottest, Sexiest club to hit SL. I had to bribe the door man to let me in, noob, but it was well worth the$L!!

Here are a few hot shots from the event:

Colleen – looking fab and  shakin it like nobody else can

Moi

Our very own Phoenix Chapman and the amazing Torrid Midnight

Callie Cline  & Bianca Darling in the background providing the tunes.

Give it up for the most popular outfit of the evening…. It’s not THAT Bad, just not my style.

Not to mention everyone else was wearing it too!

And now it’s time for our most prestigious award of the night:

What is with those gloves? Thank Gawd She wasn’t Blinging, but of course a Posh club like this would never had allowed her in, cause that would be total overload.

Back in Action,

~Officer D. Rockin

Today I turned TWO and some friends of mine were nice enough to plan a little party in celebration, to which you are all invited!

The Party will take place at Codie’s Code Red Lounge in Rouge and the music will be under control of the Fabulous Nexeus Fatale. 

The theme, of course, is Fashion Faux Pas – so be sure to dig up your worst for a chance to win some $Ls!!

Teleport to Code Red: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rouge/152/46/22

I posted some news over on I *Heart* SL just now, and for those of you who do not follow the fashion feeds, I wanted to be sure you got notice.

Please Read “News & Shoes @ I *Heart* SL”

Here at SLFP it’s not always about the Avatar. We appreciate the high quality, well constructed shopping centers and mega malls just as much as the designer duds contained with in. So when Paisley Beebe, of Tonight Live, asked for my help in finding the BEST Shopping District in SL I couldn’t refuse!

“Tonight Live Sim Search – Best Shopping District

Now there is a chance for you or one of your staff to be a guest on “Tonight Live with Paisley Beebe ” while we shoot a episode live “on location” in your sim in front of our live audience. Our first Sim Search Category will be “Best Shopping District in Second Life”.

Show will air: June 15th, 2008
Last day for submissions: May 15th, 2008

Winner will be announced Live on the Show on Jun 1st, 2008

Tonight Live is a Second Life talk show hosted by Paisley Beebe. Filmed once a week since May 2006. She has three guests including one musical performance every show. “Tonight Live” is filmed Live to air, in Second Life in front of a packed sim at SLCN Studios (over 60 people) every Sunday at 6pm slt, and runs for 30 mins. Tonight Live is a “Perfect World Production” and broadcast on SLCN.TV

The Video is seen live on the show day, (in-world and on the web) as well as repeated over the following few days, on the Live Channel. The archive will be uploaded to the web on www.slcn.tv/tonight-live-paisley-beebe and other video sharing websites including Itunes.

To submit your sim contact: Delinda Dyrssen in Second Life
or email: perfectworldprods@gmail.com “

Ther’s still plenty of time to get your SIM in on this action and not only receive the award for Best Shopping District, but to be featured on Second Life’s hottest talk show too!? What are you waiting for!!!!??????

[UPDATE]: The Deadline has been extended to May 31st!  

Hey all!

We hope you are enjoying the array of posts we have been receiving with the recent call for a New Recruit! Please be sure to turn all final entries into us no later then Midnight ET This Friday!!

Also!! You need to get your buts on over to Sleepy Hollow and check out Grim Babies!! Specifically the Jellie Bean, which upon first encounter I thought “OMG! That bish!! How did JellyBean Madison get her own Grim Baby!!???” Then I saw this sign:

If you can’t read, it basically says that you need one of these! Not only are they super cute, but they are for a good cause! I know it’s not exactly saving kittens from a burning building, but as former cheerleader I remember what a pain fun raisers were – this is a totally awesome idea and I hope you all go out and get one! I think it was$1250L but I’m not 100% :/

Umm…are you still here? /me shuts her laptop cover and walks away

Greetings Fashionistas and Fellow Citizens,

I’d like to announce my campaign for the the 12Avatars Competition starting Today – Mon, Sept 19th @ 9am PST thru Sun, Sept 23rd and I am counting on your votes to win! That’s right! I need YOU!!

12Avatars will feature the Women of Second Life in a Real Life printed calendar. Two winners will be chosen, based on popularity, and featured in the calendar along with some sort of modeling contract. I could care less about the modeling, yes I know many of the women in the competition are blood thirsty over such prizes, but my campaigning is purely to represent the “Realistic” Women in Second Life. Ok, yes…currently I am sporting some cute lil ears and a tail, but my shape and features are based on my real body, not a silicone supermodel, and I’ll be returning to the human avatard you all know and love soon…so please VOTE for ME!!!! (Free Kisses with EVERY vote and if you bring along a friend, neighbor, or some random noob…I will double that offer!)

Oh and don’t think you get off that easy! No, no….because I’m not just asking that you vote for me…I want you to serve as my under-cover task force and report back on any and all crimes of fashion being committed in the voting arena….and believe me there have already been a ton!! So what’s it gonna take for me to get your votes? I will beg and plead…I will trash my body oil and my whipped cream bikini (with the banana bottoms)….I’ll even have sculptie implants removed!!

Sgt Phoenix & I have recently launched a Group for the Friends and Fans of SL Fashion Police (**SL FASHION POLICE**) and I’m going to take advantage of the group title setting it to “Diva’s Entourage” for the upcoming week. Poking fun at the organizers I made sure to question their ability to support me and my entourage in this competition….and, well, it appears that they have a pretty good plan in place. So for some extra fun I’d like to ask that you join the group and wear the tag when voting, even if it’s only while you pop in and vote…but hey if you wanna stick around we promise not to spam you if you do!! Oh, and I’ll let you in on the developments of the SL Fashion Police Head Quarters build anticipated mid October.

I’m including my entry photo, which happens to be way out of proportions and makes me look way thinner than I am.

I am Contestant # 44E and while I am not allowed to congregate in the voting area or help my Entourage locate my board, I’ve Landmarked hopefully the spot directly in front of my picture [http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tellus/208/7/200]
Oh and what fun would it be if I didn’t include a few shots of my competition (comments with held for the sake of good sportsmanship)

This next one is dedicated to my new buddy Mike Cameron. You asked for booty, you got it, babe!

So throw on yer anti-bling goggles and head on down there at 9am SLT. IM me once your mission is complete to collect your kisses!!

XOXO Diva

That’s Right! If you missed it, 50 Cent rolled thru Motorati’s – Pontiac Garage…actually, there was too much lag and he flew, but that’s not the point…I threw on some duds, grabbed my New Man (Lostmedia Ares), Flipped on my badge, and hit the bricks….

Lots of familiar faces…

Callie Cline, while looking damned cute, is awarded my *DONT* for Fiddy Cent! I know what’s in your closet girl – call me for a consultation before you get thrown in the slammer for good!

And for the DO….Roxanne Lusch (Dead Center)- HOT HOT HOT! Damn Girl fit the part purrrfectly! Surprised Fiddy didn’t nab her ass outta the crowd.

The Event featured 45 mins of 50 Cent’s Las Vegas concert followed by a Q&A Session.

Promoting his New CD “Curtis”, turned in to more of a virtual bashing of Kanye West.

But hey, I was VIP Baby so you know I had fun!

Props to My Sheeple: Pica Paperdoll, Danny Odell, and Hosie Sheep for pulling off a fabu event!

More Photo Fun: *Click Here*

~Chief D. Rockin