SL Fashion Police

And I can’t help but agree…. Where is a paper bag when you need one?

Oh, and next time you think about trying to pick up “My Man” you better check yourself, cause you’ve Seriously Wrecked Yourself!

It’s October and all over the internets people are going pink to show their support for The Cause

Naturally, we’re seeing an influx in avatars supporting the cause in their own ways….

While we fully support and love Boobies….we’d prefer it if you didn’t apply the “Go big or go home” to them…. good lord woman, you’re gonna poke someone’s Face out!!

Tonight’s runner up in the Wet and Wild T-shirt competition:

They nearly lost 2 contestants and a judge to that medusa like mane. Yetch.

First, The Good News – My computer is almost back to normal….AND…. HOMME is Back too!!

Join us at none other then Seven Ultra Lounge, cause we know you love it as much as we do , tomorrow starting at 6pm SLT for their Re-Launch Party! Be sure you “Dress to Impress”

Now, The Bad News…. The grid is in total disarray!

I turn my back for a couple of weeks… okay, Months… and the station phones are ringing off the hook! Reports are pouring in and I gotta say… it’s NOT Pretty!

With the state of the economy we understand that some of you may have no other choice but to take on some part time work, and what better way to earn some quick cash then prostitution, right? Wrong!! If your face looks like you just fell off the back of a Mac truck, all the SLexing in SL isn’t gonna earn you a dime. Please do yourself a favor and find a much, much darker corner to slang your ass.

Thrift Shoppes and bargain basements can be a great alternative when you’re on a budget, but if your boobs are saggin this bad, we’re gonna have to ask that you forgo the halter tops…especially the extremely unsupportive ones made out of Gramma’s afghan! Are those really boots or did she swipe a couple of traffic cones to complete this look? Yetch.

And lastly….Designers, a plea to you…Please stop forcing your models to cram their feet into shoes 3 sizes too small!  Is it not enough sufferage for them to live on a diet of cigarettes and prim-fast bars?

That’s all I got folks. I hope these lessons serve you well!!

Until next time….

Officer D. Rockin

Back that Booty up!  Hold up, wait a minute, who let the oil wrestling champ into artilleri?  On the left, it looks like she’s backing that ass up, but when you look at her front, she’s holding up her arms like she’s gonna do the bunny hop!  I won’t tell you her name, but I can promise you it’s *at least* as classy as her avatar is.

I would think with the amount of oil this chick has slathered on her, there should be no problem whatsoever with oil supply on the grid.

Kids, just say no to oil, shorts that ride up the front and back cracks, and pink erm…bootie shoes?

Poor girl, If it’s not bad enough she was rezzed with a set of back breakers, I can’t imagine the trouble she must go thru finding a bra that supports her third nipple. She must feel so exposed walking around like that.

Ladies,
Have you ever heard the expression “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free”? In today’s economy it’s tough enough to make a $L, but think of all the strippers and escorts you’re putting out of business by walking around with your Xcite bits out there for any old joe to cop a feel!

Ok, the least you could do is be some what accurate with the placement of your faux nipples… I mean come on! Saggy funbags do not make for perky nips.

Officer D. Rockin

Is it me or is this chick so greased up her tu-tu is sliding off?

These lovely ladies appear to be suffering from the residual effects of Pants off Dance off! We understand it’s the latest craze sweeping the grid, heck – I am personally a huge fan of the sport, but let this serve as a reminder to you all – it’s fine to let loose every once in a while and boogie with your but out, but please be sure to collect *all* your belongings before hitting the malls!

The best of the bunch, we’ll let her off with a warning.

Looks like this avvie is taking “Riding Bareback” to the extreme.

I think she’s just learned the hard way about the dangers of not wearing pants… or clothes in general – don’t let this happen to you!

I spotted these two ladies outside of [omitted], which seemed to have
become bling central on a Sunday night. I’ll say upfront both of
these avies were definitely Japanese, so the outfits may be massively
fashionable cultural trends.

The skater/plumber *definitely* has the
tackiest boots I have ever seen in quite some time. I’m not even going
to guess what the fan and the lead pipe is about. Unless that’s some
Tony Hawk reference.