Fighting Crimes of Fashion on the Streets of SL
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The reports are wicked backed up (as always) and I appreciate all the submissions coming in, but before I could post anything else I just had to put this out there….actually, I had no part in putting *it* out there…it’s exposed for all the world to see and it’s not pretty! I can’t imagine it feels that great either!
Please Do NOT Attempt this at home! This woman (?) is clearly a “professional” and has many, many hours of practice under her belt…literally. LOL
“In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
“Indubitably, Captain!”
Okay, so the above exchange didn’t actually happen, but I don’t think the avatar pictured here cares so much. When you’re drafted into the Star Fleet, you’re drafted and you serve your time with pride. Even when you so should not!
She is a happy trekkie too! I just wish the Star Fleet would teach them how to do stuff, like find quality skin and adjust prim hair. It looks like they’re too busy handing out smile attachments and polishing their transporter buttons.
So I was at the [edited] sale, minding my own business, camming around, when all of a sudden my screen was
filled with the bare ass and caged penis of a German she-male. S/he must have been quite drafty without
underwear or a shirt, though I’ve heard pierced prim nipples are an excellent heat source. She’s not bad
looking overall, (beyond the ginormous boobs) but the sheer inappropriateness at a store is what made me
take the picture and send it your way. Plus, it kind of amuses me.
Editor’s Notes: You’re gonna need to click this image to enlarge it, then click again to get the full effect. As you can see there is a donations board in the back, I can only hope this is for the sake of buying this fashion victim a new wardrobe…or at least a few more pieces.
I’m not quite sure if those are chains on her face or….a substance left by a friend(s)…it appears she has some…umm.. Glitter(?) in her hair too.
At least she has gone through the efforts of protecting herself from the perverts with all that armor. I can imagine she must get a lot of attention walking about with no pants on.
I popped by an old favorite designers shoppe last night and thank gawd she had expanded the place, cause it was swarming with some of the biggest booty I’d ever seen pixel to pixel!
I think her bottom is supposed to read jumbo.
Rather then greasing up a freebie skin, save your dollaz to get some quality skin! Better yet, hawk your bling and splurge on some clothes that fit.
Apparently, the leader of the pack….Queen B…what does that even say!?
And lastly, The Rookie…She can still be saved!
The funny part is, I tried to give them some style advice, but they so weren’t havin it. I don’t even think they saw me behind all that BOOTY!!
After picking my jaw up off the floor I had to take a picture of these two, calling each other “Sistah”. Whenever one of them moved I was pushed out of the Sim from their HUGE badonkadonks! They must take their Honkytonk very serious!
*Editor’s Notes: I don’t get why these ladies left the house in such a rush that they couldn’t even properly put their pants on! That musta been one hell of a boot sale!
Ok. So I’m standing in [location ommitted] today, minding my own business, when the sound of horse clodding shoes come up behind me. All of a sudden, I get knocked 5 feet forward. I turn around to see who the culprit was, and YIKES. There stands a horridly clueless, 7′ tall bling-ho, with enough tits and ass to supply half the grid. Frantically fumbling for my sunglasses to keep from being blinded from her jewelry (or her skin oil), I notice this wheel on her finger. WAIT, that is a ring!?? o.O Mr. T doesn’t have rings this big. Standing like a deer caught in headlights, I immediately thought, “FASHION POLICE! PLEASE ARREST THIS PERSON FOR ….” well, my head got overwhelmed after about the 25th thing. After taking several incriminating photos, I had to get away. BUT not before getting a nice view of the cute tattoo on her ass, which as you can see from the picture, it didnt’ take a lot of effort to see. *sigh*
..the writing on her tummy says..”Your World Your Imagination”….. it left nothing to the ……imagination…..
I complimented her on her outfit…wanted to know if she made it herself? she didn’t say much but was pleased I had liked it….the back was equally as cute with the writing continued down her bare back…
I call this the Tattooed SL bikini..very roughly drawn..and she was wearing a guitar on her back with no visible means of support ???…her ah “boots” seemed to be a little small for her with Toes more than peeking through
and the bikini bottom was a little ragged in the nether regions…..and were we at the beach at the time?…well if we were it was definitely high tide…as there was water but definitly no sand..
I actually love her good humor and dig at the Gods of SL 
Greeting Fashion Conscious Citizens of SL,
We’ve been receiving a flood of reports of public violations across the Grid, but the following subjects truly are the cream of the crop.
We’re nearly speachless!
Out and about last night, I suddenly hear “What the {censored}” from the friend I was with, he was scared witless when this apparition rezzed in behind him. Upon further investigation I saw things that I was utterly unprepared for and which may scar me for life – the jury’s still out on that.
