I’m sure many of you have noticed that it’s been quite a long time since our last update. Truth be told the economy has forced us into taking up employment as Mall Cops… embarrassing, I know!
But you know what’s more embarrassing?? Walking around like a sopping wet amazon quarterback!
This report just in:
“That was scary, like Naomi Campbell after a steroid diet. Also check the body oil!!!”
Just caught wind of the current blogger challenge issued by Hybrid Ansar to “find or make a big girl/big guy shape and style it so its super cute!”
So I jacked up the sliders on my shape and ran to my favorite shoppe of all times Nyte’ n’ Day for some super cute layers:
Show off … link your shots in the comments!
This is just too much for me to try to take in sober…
Have you ever logged in to find unexpected house guests? What about uninvited, naked house guests!? Well, you can imagine my surprise when I logged in last night to find two avatards getting jiggy in my own bed room!!
Revelation Sperber – Resident since 2007, proclaimed drummer, and documented neo-natzi – likes his woman tall and manly. Prefers to keep his pants ON.
Here he is post incident calling me a bitch.
(photo credit: Crap Mariner)
I can’t believe it’s been over a month since the last post! RL has really eaten up my time lately!! For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter or my Personal Blog, I’ve been adjusting to singlehood and exploring the world of “dating”, but think of you all often and cringe when I see stuff like this in my inbox:
Baby got enough back for 5 avvies!
…and here, children, is a reason why you should never mix drugs with Second Life. How’d you like to wake up next to this thing in the morning!??
As always, I will try to be better with updates (inbetween coffee and dinner dates). Submit your violations at SLFP911[at] @gmail.com
It wont make her any more easier to figure out. I tried.
Uggh! Not only do they have hideous body shapes, they have no sense of style… not even close!
What is up with the blue outfit’s fabric covering the knees like that? and can some one please get her a shoe base stat!?
I scoped out the Ms Beautiful Competition today and here are some of the highlights of girls who want to be models.
Fight world hunger by donating your buns?
Well at least she can reach the bottom of Heinz Ketchup Bottle in order to feed the hungry.
It’s time someone started coining ‘Your hips are so small’ jokes. Or it may be some new ‘levitating skirt’ fashion craze I am unaware of.