Fighting Crimes of Fashion on the Streets of SL
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In talking to a friend this morning, I showed her a pic I had snapped and now I can’t decide if this is cute or tacky, so I bring it to the people to decide!
Below is a pregnant avatar (with a talking belly, blech) with matching Elmo pj’s and slippers, and let’s not forget the best part of all, a peek-a-boo bum:
Let’s vote!
~Sgt Phoenix
I got a call today on an assault that nearly poked the poor victims eye out! Looks like our, obviously very excited, perp has a lil silicone addiction!!
We’re seeing a trend lately with these “enhancements” and it makes me wonder…Is BIGGER BETTER? And if so, where can I get me some junk for my trunk and a silicone cocktail?
Are these trends being influenced by the media, Hollywood, or the McDonald’s Super Size Menu?
~Chief D. Rockin
***Have you been witness to a crime of fashion? Submit your photos and a brief description of the crime to SLFashionPolice[at]gmail[dot]com. Please be sure to include your Name if you want credit for the apprehension.***
Here we go again with the indecent exposure…must be the spring fever that’s got everyone all nekkedish….I’m actually considering a misdemeanor on this case as apparently it was his Birthday and he is technically in his ”Birthday suit”….
I receive the following submission two weeks ago…I’ve been a lil pre-occupied with some undercover work…get over it…
Ok, so it was this guys birthday, but I am sure you will agree it is no
excuse to be seen semi naked, wearing nothing more than old ladies support
tights and a weird leopard face tattoo, name and shame Cornelius Sloat! :O)
(yes, the owner of corn furniture, shame on him!)”
I have to admit Cornelius here is in damned good shape for 70 years old! Black socks and White Sneakies are never, EVER acceptable unless you live in a retire community and are too senile to know better. Shame on him is right! Perhaps a week of community service is in order for this perp…
Cornelius, you may as well loose the socks and shoes next time the fever strikes you to go streaking! We got your number now and we’re watching you Mr. !!!
~Officer D. Rockin
***Have you been witness to a crime of fashion? Submit your photos and a brief description of the crime to SLFashionPolice@Gmail.com. Be sure to include your name *if* you want credit for the apprehension.***
