^ We Agree!

Rest assured that we will be working double time to capture and recover these missing files and have enhanced our security to avoid any such mishaps in the future.

If you should know the whereabouts of any missing cases, please report them at once to SLFP911[at]gmail[dot]com!

Comp-icapped and all, I had the pleasure of rockin some tunes over at my new fav hangout, Second Life’s hottest night club, Seven Ultra Lounge. Can I just say, the place is hot! Check it out, even if nothing is going on event wise – it is a beautiful build!! Worth the price of admission, by far!  Be sure you dress accordingly, We’ve got the place bugged

Quick FYI: We’re gonna have to recall all of the Fisher Price Sing-a-longs – Just look what it did to Callie Cline!!

Oh, and please leave your gestures at home – they have strict enforcement of this rule – not that we don’t all love a gesture here and there, but some of you…you know who you are!…. have little to no self control!! This may be acceptable behavior at some clubs, but @ Seven, it’s about the conversation too – so no spammy gestures, and no green chatter!!

Our very own Phoenix Chapman will be making an appearance in the next edition of HOMME Magazine, and I am super excited! Be sure to keep an eye on their site for it!!

Lastly, tomorrow is the SL Blogger Party from 1pm SLT to whenever! Those who have attended in the past know these are themed. Well, our Hostess…err Mistress of the Month, Veyron Supercharged, has chosen to hold a little D/S party. Get all the dirty details *here*

Yours Truly will be up for auction @ 2pm SLT. I actually agreed to it, not realizing the theme!! I should have known better coming from Veyron! LOL. So go cash in your USD for some $L – bidding starts at $500L. All are welcome, not just bloggers!!

Better hop into SL and find something smexxxy to wear for the party!!

Please Read “News & Shoes @ I *Heart* SL”

Please give a Warm Welcome to our Newest addition to the team – Officer Amanda Shinji! She’s the baddest Brit I know and to top that, one hell of a DJ.

After an amazing reformation following a fine for over grown “hedges”, I have no doubt she will be a valuable member to the Blog….and I’m totally not just saying that ’cause she speaks British

It’s important to us that you all receive as many tips and guidelines for your Summer Attire as possible.  So here are a few images that should help you keep your avvie safe from sunburn and the embarrassment of being cited by the SLFP.

Don’t:

Do apply the proper sunscreen for your skin type this summer. Dipping yourself in icing is not an acceptable alternative.

Don’t:

If you *must* let it all hang out, please take care to Wash & *Wax* your avvie properly. We highly recommend seeking out some professional services to manicure those “sensitive” areas and a quality moisturizer to avoid chaffing.

Don’t:

Armor and Chains will NOT prevent skin cancer! We know you think you’re hawt, but the sun is a scorcher! If Last years bikini feels a little small to you…it is! Oh, and again…we don’t need to know that’s your natural hair color.

Wax on, Wax off, No more fire crotch! It’s practically magic!!

Don’t:

It’s clear to us why you would want to try an camouflage your avatar, but next time you should leave the bling and the baby oil at home. All that reflection makes you easy prey for our keen eyed citizens brigade.

Do:

Take a note from the book of Catero Revolution when selecting the proper swimwear. Skimpy around the edges is just fine as long as you keep those danger zones covered. And don’t be afraid to substitute a little bronzer for that beach babe tan. Your skin will thank you for it.

~Chief D. Rockin

“As part of a new community outreach program, Linden Lab has granted special administrative powers to members of the Second Life Fashion Police, in effect ‘deputizing’ the staff of the popular fashion crimes blog.”

Read the full article [here]

With these powers comes great responsibility! To help alleviate the additional workload we’d like to welcome our newest recruit to the team – Hope Clary! Hope has been in training for this position for a little over a year now. We believe she will make an excellent addition to the team with her “strong personality” and sensible style.

Please give her a warm welcome!

Additionally, we are in desperate need of new uniforms! Something we were not able to negotiate in our contract. Please contact us at SLFashionPolice (at) Gmail (dot) com if you are a designer or know of one who might be interested in taking on this task! Please bear in mind our high standards and assorted body shapes.

Now you may return to your regurlarly scheduled down time.

~Chief D. Rockin

Now, I’ve heard of a Cougar before but this is just going a lil too far! and to top it all off…rockin an Axle Rose bandanna?…No No NO!

*Reader Submission*

Tamara K sent in this submission pointing out the fact that this chick spent money on prim titts before prim hair! Truth is…this looks like a personal botch job. Not only are they ridiculously large,  but shiny?  *Barf*

I think you people are just begging to get locked up!

This has been another public service announcement from your local SLFP

~ Chief D. Rockin