SL Fashion Police

I scoped out the Ms Beautiful Competition today and here are some of the highlights of girls who want to be models.

Fight world hunger by donating your buns?

Well at least she can reach the bottom of Heinz Ketchup Bottle in order to feed the hungry.

It’s time someone started coining ‘Your hips are so small’ jokes. Or it may be some new ‘levitating skirt’ fashion craze I am unaware of.

Enjoy!

We had a slight mishap at the station and our security was breached! The perps got away with about 5 months of case data stripping the site of some of SL’s worst offenders!

Rest assured that we will be working double time to capture and recover these missing files and have enhanced our security to avoid any such mishaps in the future.

If you should know the whereabouts of any missing cases, please report them at once to SLFP911[at]gmail[dot]com!

Dear Readers,

We here are SLFP wanna hear from you! A newer trend in fashion has popped up and we’re not quite sure if it’s a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

While I think the toes are quite cute and much better then the boxy avatar toes, we’ve never seen them done in a manner that they look natural.

One observer exclaimed: it looks like some one stole someone else’s toes and sewed them a pair of shoes.

I have not yet had a chance to launch a full investigation, so I’m calling out to all the Jr. Fashion Police Agents on the grid to help determine if prim toes are a Yay or Nay?

I know there are times when it feels as if all the good guys are taken. You may wander aimlessly in search of love, or an occasional one night stand. You’re seeking attention and resort to extremes. Sometimes it feels as though you can’t even even give it away for free.

We feel your pain. We see you desperation. We beg you to remember that old saying… why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free and for gawd sake find some clothes!  

*editors note: This is one of the cutest avies I’ve seen come through, but we really don’t need to see the whole kit & caboodle. Please help her!! 

And I can’t help but agree…. Where is a paper bag when you need one?

Oh, and next time you think about trying to pick up “My Man” you better check yourself, cause you’ve Seriously Wrecked Yourself!

It’s October and all over the internets people are going pink to show their support for The Cause

Naturally, we’re seeing an influx in avatars supporting the cause in their own ways….

While we fully support and love Boobies….we’d prefer it if you didn’t apply the “Go big or go home” to them…. good lord woman, you’re gonna poke someone’s Face out!!

Tonight’s runner up in the Wet and Wild T-shirt competition:

They nearly lost 2 contestants and a judge to that medusa like mane. Yetch.

First, The Good News – My computer is almost back to normal….AND…. HOMME is Back too!!

Join us at none other then Seven Ultra Lounge, cause we know you love it as much as we do , tomorrow starting at 6pm SLT for their Re-Launch Party! Be sure you “Dress to Impress”

Now, The Bad News…. The grid is in total disarray!

I turn my back for a couple of weeks… okay, Months… and the station phones are ringing off the hook! Reports are pouring in and I gotta say… it’s NOT Pretty!

With the state of the economy we understand that some of you may have no other choice but to take on some part time work, and what better way to earn some quick cash then prostitution, right? Wrong!! If your face looks like you just fell off the back of a Mac truck, all the SLexing in SL isn’t gonna earn you a dime. Please do yourself a favor and find a much, much darker corner to slang your ass.

Thrift Shoppes and bargain basements can be a great alternative when you’re on a budget, but if your boobs are saggin this bad, we’re gonna have to ask that you forgo the halter tops…especially the extremely unsupportive ones made out of Gramma’s afghan! Are those really boots or did she swipe a couple of traffic cones to complete this look? Yetch.

And lastly….Designers, a plea to you…Please stop forcing your models to cram their feet into shoes 3 sizes too small!  Is it not enough sufferage for them to live on a diet of cigarettes and prim-fast bars?

That’s all I got folks. I hope these lessons serve you well!!

Until next time….

Officer D. Rockin

I know you’re all just dying for some actual content here…and believe me, have we got it!! Well, my pc crashed, and while it’s currently capable of doing many things including SL (Yay!) – I need a new motherboard & memory module – this will be the 3rd time!! I have no sound nor input audio, which is weird. I realize now how dependent I am on sound, alerts and such.

Comp-icapped and all, I had the pleasure of rockin some tunes over at my new fav hangout, Second Life’s hottest night club, Seven Ultra Lounge. Can I just say, the place is hot! Check it out, even if nothing is going on event wise – it is a beautiful build!! Worth the price of admission, by far!  Be sure you dress accordingly, We’ve got the place bugged

Quick FYI: We’re gonna have to recall all of the Fisher Price Sing-a-longs – Just look what it did to Callie Cline!!

Oh, and please leave your gestures at home – they have strict enforcement of this rule – not that we don’t all love a gesture here and there, but some of you…you know who you are!…. have little to no self control!! This may be acceptable behavior at some clubs, but @ Seven, it’s about the conversation too – so no spammy gestures, and no green chatter!!

Our very own Phoenix Chapman will be making an appearance in the next edition of HOMME Magazine, and I am super excited! Be sure to keep an eye on their site for it!!

Lastly, tomorrow is the SL Blogger Party from 1pm SLT to whenever! Those who have attended in the past know these are themed. Well, our Hostess…err Mistress of the Month, Veyron Supercharged, has chosen to hold a little D/S party. Get all the dirty details *here*

Yours Truly will be up for auction @ 2pm SLT. I actually agreed to it, not realizing the theme!! I should have known better coming from Veyron! LOL. So go cash in your USD for some $L – bidding starts at $500L. All are welcome, not just bloggers!!

Better hop into SL and find something smexxxy to wear for the party!!

The Seven Ultra Lounge is the Newest, Hottest, Sexiest club to hit SL. I had to bribe the door man to let me in, noob, but it was well worth the$L!!

Here are a few hot shots from the event:

Colleen – looking fab and  shakin it like nobody else can

Moi

Our very own Phoenix Chapman and the amazing Torrid Midnight

Callie Cline  & Bianca Darling in the background providing the tunes.

Give it up for the most popular outfit of the evening…. It’s not THAT Bad, just not my style.

Not to mention everyone else was wearing it too!

And now it’s time for our most prestigious award of the night:

What is with those gloves? Thank Gawd She wasn’t Blinging, but of course a Posh club like this would never had allowed her in, cause that would be total overload.

Back in Action,

~Officer D. Rockin