SL Fashion Police

Today I turned TWO and some friends of mine were nice enough to plan a little party in celebration, to which you are all invited!

The Party will take place at Codie’s Code Red Lounge in Rouge and the music will be under control of the Fabulous Nexeus Fatale. 

The theme, of course, is Fashion Faux Pas – so be sure to dig up your worst for a chance to win some $Ls!!

Teleport to Code Red: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rouge/152/46/22

…Or so they say.

Well, We (me) here at SLFP are not quite sure if we are flattered or offended by the new “SL Fashion Disasters” blog “What the Fug?” located at wehatewhatyourewearing.blogspot.com.

The “Diva” in me is chomping at the bit to chew them up and spit them out for even thinking of producing a knock off blog and trying to pass themselves as Fashion Critiques…but then the smidge of level headedness prevails and reminds me that I barely have time to keep up with the floods of fashion faux paus you all send our way and the more the merrier in the combat agains the restless crimes of fashion on the grid.

So bring it on ladies! I’ll be keeping an eye on you and looking for my “Hommage to SLFP” badge when you get your blog design completed

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The One, The Only,

Chief D. Rockin

I posted some news over on I *Heart* SL just now, and for those of you who do not follow the fashion feeds, I wanted to be sure you got notice.

Please Read “News & Shoes @ I *Heart* SL”

Hopefully she wont take my extreme procrastination on announcing her position as concern that I am not Thrilled to have her on the team….

Please give a Warm Welcome to our Newest addition to the team – Officer Amanda Shinji! She’s the baddest Brit I know and to top that, one hell of a DJ.

After an amazing reformation following a fine for over grown “hedges”, I have no doubt she will be a valuable member to the Blog….and I’m totally not just saying that ’cause she speaks British

Poor girl, If it’s not bad enough she was rezzed with a set of back breakers, I can’t imagine the trouble she must go thru finding a bra that supports her third nipple. She must feel so exposed walking around like that.

Ladies,
Have you ever heard the expression “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free”? In today’s economy it’s tough enough to make a $L, but think of all the strippers and escorts you’re putting out of business by walking around with your Xcite bits out there for any old joe to cop a feel!

Ok, the least you could do is be some what accurate with the placement of your faux nipples… I mean come on! Saggy funbags do not make for perky nips.

Officer D. Rockin

Well, I thought I’d make my first post here a piccy that I’d snapped myself a while ago. This perp is breaking so many rules, I don’t think she’ll ever be eligable for parole! Lets examine Exhibit A:

The eyes are immediately drawn to the bling. I mean you’d have to be blind to miss it and if you got too close, you’d probably wind up losing your retinas. Some people think this looks good, however we at the SLFP know this isn’t the case. Secondly, lets look at the shape for a moment. Her boobs are separated by such a vast chasm that I’m sure I could probably park a bus in her cleavage. They look too flat too, which is rare in SL, so some credit to her for daring to be different Still on the body, her calves seem to have been grafted from a Russian shotputter and somehow don’t match with such dainty ankles and non-eventful thighs.

On the subject of thighs, anyone spot the gap in her bodyoil, which just happens to be outside her thong. I mean, thats two basic cautions right there. Failure to comprehend layers and wearing cheap, nasty bodyoil.

So, to sum up, this crim is sporting way too much bling, has boobs you could land a plane between, has calves that look like they were glued on and applies her body oil over her thong and likes to miss a bit on her thighs. Apparently, thats the next big thing.

I hand this one over to the jury for sentencing.

Officer A. Shinji.

Is it me or is this chick so greased up her tu-tu is sliding off?

These lovely ladies appear to be suffering from the residual effects of Pants off Dance off! We understand it’s the latest craze sweeping the grid, heck – I am personally a huge fan of the sport, but let this serve as a reminder to you all – it’s fine to let loose every once in a while and boogie with your but out, but please be sure to collect *all* your belongings before hitting the malls!

The best of the bunch, we’ll let her off with a warning.

Looks like this avvie is taking “Riding Bareback” to the extreme.

I think she’s just learned the hard way about the dangers of not wearing pants… or clothes in general – don’t let this happen to you!

Greetings Fashionistas & Friends -

Please pardon my dissappearance over the last few weeks – lots of real life evets have been consuming me. I won’t make any apologies for Phoenix or Pansy as they are big girls and can come and go as they please, but I will put it out there that we have hundreds of reports backed up on our virtual desk and once again I think we’ll be looking for new recuits, or at least a better method to manage the submissions. Get intouch if you are interested.

I mentioned a while back that I was working on a new feature for the site, and I am truely hoping to finish the tweeks this week while I have some time oln my hands….I have recently been laid off from the Electric Sheep Co. (they will be focusing efforts outside of SL now, though I am still the goto for all things OnRez on a P/T Basis and will continue to promote it). I’ll once again be returning to a Second Life of leisure, rather then a combo of work and more work, so keep the submissions coming!!

Now on to the crimes…

Regards,
Chief D. Rockin