SL Fashion Police

I know you’re all just dying for some actual content here…and believe me, have we got it!! Well, my pc crashed, and while it’s currently capable of doing many things including SL (Yay!) – I need a new motherboard & memory module – this will be the 3rd time!! I have no sound nor input audio, which is weird. I realize now how dependent I am on sound, alerts and such.

Comp-icapped and all, I had the pleasure of rockin some tunes over at my new fav hangout, Second Life’s hottest night club, Seven Ultra Lounge. Can I just say, the place is hot! Check it out, even if nothing is going on event wise – it is a beautiful build!! Worth the price of admission, by far!  Be sure you dress accordingly, We’ve got the place bugged

Quick FYI: We’re gonna have to recall all of the Fisher Price Sing-a-longs – Just look what it did to Callie Cline!!

Oh, and please leave your gestures at home – they have strict enforcement of this rule – not that we don’t all love a gesture here and there, but some of you…you know who you are!…. have little to no self control!! This may be acceptable behavior at some clubs, but @ Seven, it’s about the conversation too – so no spammy gestures, and no green chatter!!

Our very own Phoenix Chapman will be making an appearance in the next edition of HOMME Magazine, and I am super excited! Be sure to keep an eye on their site for it!!

Lastly, tomorrow is the SL Blogger Party from 1pm SLT to whenever! Those who have attended in the past know these are themed. Well, our Hostess…err Mistress of the Month, Veyron Supercharged, has chosen to hold a little D/S party. Get all the dirty details *here*

Yours Truly will be up for auction @ 2pm SLT. I actually agreed to it, not realizing the theme!! I should have known better coming from Veyron! LOL. So go cash in your USD for some $L – bidding starts at $500L. All are welcome, not just bloggers!!

Better hop into SL and find something smexxxy to wear for the party!!

The Seven Ultra Lounge is the Newest, Hottest, Sexiest club to hit SL. I had to bribe the door man to let me in, noob, but it was well worth the$L!!

Here are a few hot shots from the event:

Colleen – looking fab and  shakin it like nobody else can

Moi

Our very own Phoenix Chapman and the amazing Torrid Midnight

Callie Cline  & Bianca Darling in the background providing the tunes.

Give it up for the most popular outfit of the evening…. It’s not THAT Bad, just not my style.

Not to mention everyone else was wearing it too!

And now it’s time for our most prestigious award of the night:

What is with those gloves? Thank Gawd She wasn’t Blinging, but of course a Posh club like this would never had allowed her in, cause that would be total overload.

Back in Action,

~Officer D. Rockin

…Or so they say.

Well, We (me) here at SLFP are not quite sure if we are flattered or offended by the new “SL Fashion Disasters” blog “What the Fug?” located at wehatewhatyourewearing.blogspot.com.

The “Diva” in me is chomping at the bit to chew them up and spit them out for even thinking of producing a knock off blog and trying to pass themselves as Fashion Critiques…but then the smidge of level headedness prevails and reminds me that I barely have time to keep up with the floods of fashion faux paus you all send our way and the more the merrier in the combat agains the restless crimes of fashion on the grid.

So bring it on ladies! I’ll be keeping an eye on you and looking for my “Hommage to SLFP” badge when you get your blog design completed

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The One, The Only,

Chief D. Rockin

Poor girl, If it’s not bad enough she was rezzed with a set of back breakers, I can’t imagine the trouble she must go thru finding a bra that supports her third nipple. She must feel so exposed walking around like that.

Ladies,
Have you ever heard the expression “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free”? In today’s economy it’s tough enough to make a $L, but think of all the strippers and escorts you’re putting out of business by walking around with your Xcite bits out there for any old joe to cop a feel!

Ok, the least you could do is be some what accurate with the placement of your faux nipples… I mean come on! Saggy funbags do not make for perky nips.

Officer D. Rockin

I’ve been off frolicking in RL for the past few week so apologies if you are suffering from withdrawals!

It’s important to us that you all receive as many tips and guidelines for your Summer Attire as possible.  So here are a few images that should help you keep your avvie safe from sunburn and the embarrassment of being cited by the SLFP.

Don’t:

Do apply the proper sunscreen for your skin type this summer. Dipping yourself in icing is not an acceptable alternative.

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With summer fast approaching I’ve been noticing a lot of you ladies are getting your tan-on early. Let’s address this now, before it gets out of hand.

NOT SEXY! I’m having Malibu Barbie flash backs!!

Agree/Disagree??

~Chief D. Rockin

I popped by an old favorite designers shoppe last night and thank gawd she had expanded the place, cause it was swarming with some of the biggest booty I’d ever seen pixel to pixel!

I think her bottom is supposed to read jumbo.

Rather then greasing up a freebie skin, save your dollaz to get some quality skin! Better yet, hawk your bling and splurge on some clothes that fit.

Apparently, the leader of the pack….Queen B…what does that even say!?

And lastly, The Rookie…She can still be saved!

The funny part is, I tried to give them some style advice, but they so weren’t havin it. I don’t even think they saw me behind all that BOOTY!!

After picking my jaw up off the floor I had to take a picture of these two, calling each other “Sistah”. Whenever one of them moved I was pushed out of the Sim from their HUGE badonkadonks! They must take their Honkytonk very serious!

*Editor’s Notes: I don’t get why these ladies left the house in such a rush that they couldn’t even properly put their pants on! That musta been one hell of a boot sale!

Greeting Fashion Conscious Citizens of SL,

We’ve been receiving a flood of reports of public violations across the Grid, but the following subjects truly are the cream of the crop.

We’re nearly speachless!

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