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Blogger Challenge: Big Beautiful Avatar

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:42:45 +0000

Just caught wind of the current blogger challenge issued by Hybrid Ansar to “find or make a big girl/big guy shape and style it so its super cute!”

So I jacked up the sliders on my shape and ran to my favorite shoppe of all times Nyte’ n’ Day for some super cute layers:

Show off … link your shots in the comments!

I wish I was wearing beer goggles

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:49:20 +0000

This is just too much for me to try to take in sober…

Citizens Arrest!

Chief D. Rockin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:24:55 +0000

^ We Agree!

BUSTED!!

Chief D. Rockin — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:16:47 +0000

Have you ever logged in to find unexpected house guests? What about uninvited, naked house guests!? Well, you can imagine my surprise when I logged in last night to find two avatards getting jiggy in my own bed room!!

The Perp:
Revelation Sperber – Resident since 2007, proclaimed drummer, and documented neo-natzi – likes his woman tall and manly. Prefers to keep his pants ON.

Here he is post incident calling me a bitch.

LOL!!!
(photo credit: Crap Mariner)

Back and more “Back”

Chief D. Rockin — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:24:53 +0000

I can’t believe it’s been over a month since the last post! RL has really eaten up my time lately!! For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter or my Personal Blog, I’ve been adjusting to singlehood and exploring the world of “dating”, but think of you all often and cringe when I see stuff like this in my inbox:

Baby got enough back for 5 avvies!

…and here, children, is a reason why you should never mix drugs with Second Life. How’d you like to wake up next to this thing in the morning!??

As always, I will try to be better with updates (inbetween coffee and dinner dates). Submit your violations at SLFP911[at] @gmail.com

Do Not Attempt to Adjust Your Monitor

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 11 May 2009 01:21:20 +0000

It wont make her any more easier to figure out. I tried.

Bobbsey Twins

Chief D. Rockin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:47:01 +0000

Uggh! Not only do they have hideous body shapes, they have no sense of style… not even close!

What is up with the blue outfit’s fabric covering the knees like that? and can some one please get her a shoe base stat!?

Roach-do

Secret Agent — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:56:58 +0000

Any comments necessary?

Models

Secret Agent — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:01:35 +0000

I scoped out the Ms Beautiful Competition today and here are some of the highlights of girls who want to be models.

Fight world hunger by donating your buns?

Well at least she can reach the bottom of Heinz Ketchup Bottle in order to feed the hungry.

It’s time someone started coining ‘Your hips are so small’ jokes. Or it may be some new ‘levitating skirt’ fashion craze I am unaware of.

Enjoy!

PSA: Security Breach

Chief D. Rockin — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:48:00 +0000

We had a slight mishap at the station and our security was breached! The perps got away with about 5 months of case data stripping the site of some of SL’s worst offenders!

Rest assured that we will be working double time to capture and recover these missing files and have enhanced our security to avoid any such mishaps in the future.

If you should know the whereabouts of any missing cases, please report them at once to SLFP911[at]gmail[dot]com!