SL Fashion Police

Poor girl, If it’s not bad enough she was rezzed with a set of back breakers, I can’t imagine the trouble she must go thru finding a bra that supports her third nipple. She must feel so exposed walking around like that.

Is it me or is this chick so greased up her tu-tu is sliding off?

These lovely ladies appear to be suffering from the residual effects of Pants off Dance off! We understand it’s the latest craze sweeping the grid, heck – I am personally a huge fan of the sport, but let this serve as a reminder to you all – it’s fine to let loose every once in a while and boogie with your but out, but please be sure to collect *all* your belongings before hitting the malls!

The best of the bunch, we’ll let her off with a warning.

Looks like this avvie is taking “Riding Bareback” to the extreme.

I think she’s just learned the hard way about the dangers of not wearing pants… or clothes in general – don’t let this happen to you!

Greetings Fashionistas & Friends -

Please pardon my dissappearance over the last few weeks – lots of real life evets have been consuming me. I won’t make any apologies for Phoenix or Pansy as they are big girls and can come and go as they please, but I will put it out there that we have hundreds of reports backed up on our virtual desk and once again I think we’ll be looking for new recuits, or at least a better method to manage the submissions. Get intouch if you are interested.

I mentioned a while back that I was working on a new feature for the site, and I am truely hoping to finish the tweeks this week while I have some time oln my hands….I have recently been laid off from the Electric Sheep Co. (they will be focusing efforts outside of SL now, though I am still the goto for all things OnRez on a P/T Basis and will continue to promote it). I’ll once again be returning to a Second Life of leisure, rather then a combo of work and more work, so keep the submissions coming!!

Now on to the crimes…

Regards,
Chief D. Rockin

I’ve been off frolicking in RL for the past few week so apologies if you are suffering from withdrawals!

It’s important to us that you all receive as many tips and guidelines for your Summer Attire as possible.  So here are a few images that should help you keep your avvie safe from sunburn and the embarrassment of being cited by the SLFP.

Don’t:

Do apply the proper sunscreen for your skin type this summer. Dipping yourself in icing is not an acceptable alternative.

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Here at SLFP it’s not always about the Avatar. We appreciate the high quality, well constructed shopping centers and mega malls just as much as the designer duds contained with in. So when Paisley Beebe, of Tonight Live, asked for my help in finding the BEST Shopping District in SL I couldn’t refuse!

“Tonight Live Sim Search – Best Shopping District

Now there is a chance for you or one of your staff to be a guest on “Tonight Live with Paisley Beebe ” while we shoot a episode live “on location” in your sim in front of our live audience. Our first Sim Search Category will be “Best Shopping District in Second Life”.

Show will air: June 15th, 2008
Last day for submissions: May 15th, 2008

Winner will be announced Live on the Show on Jun 1st, 2008

Tonight Live is a Second Life talk show hosted by Paisley Beebe. Filmed once a week since May 2006. She has three guests including one musical performance every show. “Tonight Live” is filmed Live to air, in Second Life in front of a packed sim at SLCN Studios (over 60 people) every Sunday at 6pm slt, and runs for 30 mins. Tonight Live is a “Perfect World Production” and broadcast on SLCN.TV

The Video is seen live on the show day, (in-world and on the web) as well as repeated over the following few days, on the Live Channel. The archive will be uploaded to the web on www.slcn.tv/tonight-live-paisley-beebe and other video sharing websites including Itunes.

To submit your sim contact: Delinda Dyrssen in Second Life
or email: perfectworldprods@gmail.com “

Ther’s still plenty of time to get your SIM in on this action and not only receive the award for Best Shopping District, but to be featured on Second Life’s hottest talk show too!? What are you waiting for!!!!??????

[UPDATE]: The Deadline has been extended to May 31st!  

Here at SLFP we see a lotta booty! More then anyone should be exposed to. We feel its time we gave you some clear and concise guidelines to follow when attempting to acquire a healthy badunk-a-dunk.

• Always wash your hands towel dry completely before editing your appearance. The slightest amount of residue can reek havoc on those sliders!
• Take it slow and steady. Beware of the danger zone (Hip = 75 & 100. Butt = 50 – 100).
• Keep realistic proportions – If your ass is a 25, then your hips should not be 75 with a 10 waist!
• Still think you can pull off the extreme? We wish you luck and recommend you only wear solid print bottoms and ditch the cheer shorts! You might as well just hitch a wide load sign to your ass.
• If your having trouble getting into those booty shorts, don’t reach for the body oil…buy some new shorts…in your size! Body oil might make you feel slippery & sexy, but it also amplifies ALL your impurities.

We hope these tips help you understand the difference between Boo-yah! and Booty gone bad.

Before I sign off I would like to recognize one of the most famous and adored resident rumps:

CodeBastard Redgrave, creator of the Boudoir Rouge – “An ode to all the beautiful, brilliant, sexy, geeky ladies of the metaverse”

You may have head the rumors floating around the blogosphere. Kanomi Pikajuna leaked the news earlier this week stating:

“As part of a new community outreach program, Linden Lab has granted special administrative powers to members of the Second Life Fashion Police, in effect ‘deputizing’ the staff of the popular fashion crimes blog.”

Read the full article [here]

With these powers comes great responsibility! To help alleviate the additional workload we’d like to welcome our newest recruit to the team – Hope Clary! Hope has been in training for this position for a little over a year now. We believe she will make an excellent addition to the team with her “strong personality” and sensible style.

Please give her a warm welcome!

Additionally, we are in desperate need of new uniforms! Something we were not able to negotiate in our contract. Please contact us at SLFashionPolice (at) Gmail (dot) com if you are a designer or know of one who might be interested in taking on this task! Please bear in mind our high standards and assorted body shapes.

Now you may return to your regurlarly scheduled down time.

~Chief D. Rockin

I spotted these two ladies outside of [omitted], which seemed to have
become bling central on a Sunday night. I’ll say upfront both of
these avies were definitely Japanese, so the outfits may be massively
fashionable cultural trends.

The skater/plumber *definitely* has the
tackiest boots I have ever seen in quite some time. I’m not even going
to guess what the fan and the lead pipe is about. Unless that’s some
Tony Hawk reference.

With summer fast approaching I’ve been noticing a lot of you ladies are getting your tan-on early. Let’s address this now, before it gets out of hand.

NOT SEXY! I’m having Malibu Barbie flash backs!!

Agree/Disagree??

~Chief D. Rockin