Join us at none other then Seven Ultra Lounge, cause we know you love it as much as we do , tomorrow starting at 6pm SLT for their Re-Launch Party! Be sure you “Dress to Impress”

Now, The Bad News…. The grid is in total disarray!

I turn my back for a couple of weeks… okay, Months… and the station phones are ringing off the hook! Reports are pouring in and I gotta say… it’s NOT Pretty!

With the state of the economy we understand that some of you may have no other choice but to take on some part time work, and what better way to earn some quick cash then prostitution, right? Wrong!! If your face looks like you just fell off the back of a Mac truck, all the SLexing in SL isn’t gonna earn you a dime. Please do yourself a favor and find a much, much darker corner to slang your ass.

Thrift Shoppes and bargain basements can be a great alternative when you’re on a budget, but if your boobs are saggin this bad, we’re gonna have to ask that you forgo the halter tops…especially the extremely unsupportive ones made out of Gramma’s afghan! Are those really boots or did she swipe a couple of traffic cones to complete this look? Yetch.

And lastly….Designers, a plea to you…Please stop forcing your models to cram their feet into shoes 3 sizes too small!  Is it not enough sufferage for them to live on a diet of cigarettes and prim-fast bars?

That’s all I got folks. I hope these lessons serve you well!!

Until next time….

Officer D. Rockin

Comp-icapped and all, I had the pleasure of rockin some tunes over at my new fav hangout, Second Life’s hottest night club, Seven Ultra Lounge. Can I just say, the place is hot! Check it out, even if nothing is going on event wise – it is a beautiful build!! Worth the price of admission, by far!  Be sure you dress accordingly, We’ve got the place bugged

Quick FYI: We’re gonna have to recall all of the Fisher Price Sing-a-longs – Just look what it did to Callie Cline!!

Oh, and please leave your gestures at home – they have strict enforcement of this rule – not that we don’t all love a gesture here and there, but some of you…you know who you are!…. have little to no self control!! This may be acceptable behavior at some clubs, but @ Seven, it’s about the conversation too – so no spammy gestures, and no green chatter!!

Our very own Phoenix Chapman will be making an appearance in the next edition of HOMME Magazine, and I am super excited! Be sure to keep an eye on their site for it!!

Lastly, tomorrow is the SL Blogger Party from 1pm SLT to whenever! Those who have attended in the past know these are themed. Well, our Hostess…err Mistress of the Month, Veyron Supercharged, has chosen to hold a little D/S party. Get all the dirty details *here*

Yours Truly will be up for auction @ 2pm SLT. I actually agreed to it, not realizing the theme!! I should have known better coming from Veyron! LOL. So go cash in your USD for some $L – bidding starts at $500L. All are welcome, not just bloggers!!

Better hop into SL and find something smexxxy to wear for the party!!

The Party will take place at Codie’s Code Red Lounge in Rouge and the music will be under control of the Fabulous Nexeus Fatale. 

The theme, of course, is Fashion Faux Pas – so be sure to dig up your worst for a chance to win some $Ls!!

Teleport to Code Red: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rouge/152/46/22

“Tonight Live Sim Search – Best Shopping District

Now there is a chance for you or one of your staff to be a guest on “Tonight Live with Paisley Beebe ” while we shoot a episode live “on location” in your sim in front of our live audience. Our first Sim Search Category will be “Best Shopping District in Second Life”.

Show will air: June 15th, 2008
Last day for submissions: May 15th, 2008

Winner will be announced Live on the Show on Jun 1st, 2008

Tonight Live is a Second Life talk show hosted by Paisley Beebe. Filmed once a week since May 2006. She has three guests including one musical performance every show. “Tonight Live” is filmed Live to air, in Second Life in front of a packed sim at SLCN Studios (over 60 people) every Sunday at 6pm slt, and runs for 30 mins. Tonight Live is a “Perfect World Production” and broadcast on SLCN.TV

The Video is seen live on the show day, (in-world and on the web) as well as repeated over the following few days, on the Live Channel. The archive will be uploaded to the web on www.slcn.tv/tonight-live-paisley-beebe and other video sharing websites including Itunes.

To submit your sim contact: Delinda Dyrssen in Second Life
or email: perfectworldprods@gmail.com “

Ther’s still plenty of time to get your SIM in on this action and not only receive the award for Best Shopping District, but to be featured on Second Life’s hottest talk show too!? What are you waiting for!!!!??????

[UPDATE]: The Deadline has been extended to May 31st!  

We talked a lot…

” No, the title of the show doesn’t refer to our guest, TheDiva Rockin. It refers to the show itself. An interview with TheDiva is a lot of fun and very entertaining, but I can’t remember what we were supposed to talk about. Perhaps it had something to do with her being the chief of Second Life’s Fashion Police….”

The Mystery picture I mentioned:

It’s gotta be a Photoshop job….here is me attempting to recreate it:

Check it out for yourself (Dedric)…or better yet!! Find that Amazon!! I gotta meet her! The pic was taken at Diversity Hair – Dacham (73, 145, 48)

Now go check out the show!!

Check it out at: DaphneandTamara

GO!

With pages full of of SL’s hotties, this Mag isn’t just for the guys…Ladies, come get your eye candy fix-on!!

We totally give them our seal of approval! *Swoons*

We here at SLFP understand that it’s not always easy to stay with in our code of conduct when dressing your Avatars. With so many places to shop and the lure of low, low prices and one day sales, I too have been a victim of the botch boutiques. But alas we are here to help!

Announcing the SLFP Seal of Approval!! Each week we will guide you along the ways of becoming a full fledged fashionista with SLFP Approved Designers, Blogs and even Podcasts! Think of it as required Community Service.

This week I’m taking you over to Shop.OnRez. In the upcoming weeks I will be featuring some of my favorite designers from the new e-commerce site. Yes, the rumors are true, I am an OnRez-aholic! I’ve spent far more lindens in the last week on some fabulous finds (lag free mind you) then I’m willing to admit to. As contributor to the Found OnRez Flickr Group I am constantly checking the site for new products and updates from my favorite designers. I’ve also been pretty active in recruiting new sellers from my favorite shops in world (Callie Cline don’t make me call your mother!).

So the first SLFP Seal of Approval goes to none other than Nyte Caligari – Nyte’N'Day

This collection is so versatile that I never have a problem mix ‘n matching. With a range in styles from formal to casual, sassy to swim wear. I’ve been a fan for a long while now and can pretty much guarantee you will not be arrested wearing any of Nyte’s clothes.

Shirt: Cute Tee in White
Jacket: Saccharine Jacket in Black
Skirt: Rainment Skirt SD (Leopard)

Shoes by Saki Galiazzo

Follow Nyte Caligari @ http://nytenday.blogspot.com