SL Fashion Police

Blingtard or Bombshell?

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 01:19:28 +0000

That belly bling just isn’t enough to distract from the fact that your outfit is missing a few layers!

How Low Can You Go?

Chief D. Rockin — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 14:00:30 +0000

Thank gawd she groomed! May we suggest if you are going to be so bold, that you at least invest some $L in a Vajazzle or a Vatoo!? Otherwise this is just tacky. IMHO

Celebrity Avvie Update!

Chief D. Rockin — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 02:07:15 +0000

Apparently RuPaul’s been hittin the gym pretty hard lately!

Why is this still happening?

Chief D. Rockin — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:57:26 +0000

I’m sure many of you have noticed that it’s been quite a long time since our last update. Truth be told the economy has forced us into taking up employment as Mall Cops… embarrassing, I know!

But you know what’s more embarrassing?? Walking around like a sopping wet amazon quarterback!

This report just in:

“That was scary, like Naomi Campbell after a steroid diet. Also check the body oil!!!”

Just HOW BIG is enough?

Secret Agent — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:57:25 +0000

Just HOW BIG do you need your lips to be?
There’s nothing more disgusting than overly pumped lip with a stretched lip texture. It looks like you have a barbecue sauce smear over the lip.

Either the skin makers need to start making 2x larger lips (from the example in the picture, please make them from right under the nose to overlap the chin, please) or just start making prim lips with an invisiprim to replace your head and make it all one giant pie-hole. What’s with the recent beauty standar in SL anyway? Eyes are shifting further and further apart (are we going towards a ‘fish look?’)…And as far as lashes go – just quit buying them and kill 2 coons and jam them into your eye sockets. Thanks.

Blogger Challenge: Big Beautiful Avatar

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:42:45 +0000

Just caught wind of the current blogger challenge issued by Hybrid Ansar to “find or make a big girl/big guy shape and style it so its super cute!”

So I jacked up the sliders on my shape and ran to my favorite shoppe of all times Nyte’ n’ Day for some super cute layers:

Show off … link your shots in the comments!

I wish I was wearing beer goggles

Chief D. Rockin — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:49:20 +0000

This is just too much for me to try to take in sober…

Citizens Arrest!

Chief D. Rockin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:24:55 +0000

^ We Agree!

BUSTED!!

Chief D. Rockin — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:16:47 +0000

Have you ever logged in to find unexpected house guests? What about uninvited, naked house guests!? Well, you can imagine my surprise when I logged in last night to find two avatards getting jiggy in my own bed room!!

The Perp:
Revelation Sperber – Resident since 2007, proclaimed drummer, and documented neo-natzi – likes his woman tall and manly. Prefers to keep his pants ON.

Here he is post incident calling me a bitch.

LOL!!!
(photo credit: Crap Mariner)

Back and more “Back”

Chief D. Rockin — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:24:53 +0000

I can’t believe it’s been over a month since the last post! RL has really eaten up my time lately!! For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter or my Personal Blog, I’ve been adjusting to singlehood and exploring the world of “dating”, but think of you all often and cringe when I see stuff like this in my inbox:

Baby got enough back for 5 avvies!

…and here, children, is a reason why you should never mix drugs with Second Life. How’d you like to wake up next to this thing in the morning!??

As always, I will try to be better with updates (inbetween coffee and dinner dates). Submit your violations at SLFP911[at] @gmail.com