SL Fashion Police

Tonight’s runner up in the Wet and Wild T-shirt competition:

They nearly lost 2 contestants and a judge to that medusa like mane. Yetch.

First, The Good News – My computer is almost back to normal….AND…. HOMME is Back too!!

Join us at none other then Seven Ultra Lounge, cause we know you love it as much as we do , tomorrow starting at 6pm SLT for their Re-Launch Party! Be sure you “Dress to Impress”

Now, The Bad News…. The grid is in total disarray!

I turn my back for a couple of weeks… okay, Months… and the station phones are ringing off the hook! Reports are pouring in and I gotta say… it’s NOT Pretty!

With the state of the economy we understand that some of you may have no other choice but to take on some part time work, and what better way to earn some quick cash then prostitution, right? Wrong!! If your face looks like you just fell off the back of a Mac truck, all the SLexing in SL isn’t gonna earn you a dime. Please do yourself a favor and find a much, much darker corner to slang your ass.

Thrift Shoppes and bargain basements can be a great alternative when you’re on a budget, but if your boobs are saggin this bad, we’re gonna have to ask that you forgo the halter tops…especially the extremely unsupportive ones made out of Gramma’s afghan! Are those really boots or did she swipe a couple of traffic cones to complete this look? Yetch.

And lastly….Designers, a plea to you…Please stop forcing your models to cram their feet into shoes 3 sizes too small!  Is it not enough sufferage for them to live on a diet of cigarettes and prim-fast bars?

That’s all I got folks. I hope these lessons serve you well!!

Until next time….

Officer D. Rockin

Lately we`ve seen a major crime wave on the grid, and the victim is always the same: the ass.  Today, I am focusing on Seven Ultra Lounge,where most of the patrons look pretty good, but sometimes an offender slips through, and of course, the SL Fashion Police is there to make the apprehension!

Now, this poor unfortunate soul’s pants appear to have been eaten by her ass, leaving her undies exposed, and it appears her belt is next on the menu.  Now, lest there be confusion, I am not mocking her ass, I’m sure it’s perfectly adequate and she doesn’t fall over when she sits or anything.  But feed it, before it starts snacking on your clothes!

This dancer getting her groove on must’ve gotten dressed in the dark, because she is missing a very important part of her look:  pants!  Or a skirt, anything, something!  I’m all for looking sexy and cute, but there is a line and that line is: no one should be able to give you a gynocological exam at the club! (Unless you’re in the bathroom, and ermm…yeah)

Today’s report has been brought to you by the Society for the Advocation of Pants.

~Sgt. Phoenix

I know you’re all just dying for some actual content here…and believe me, have we got it!! Well, my pc crashed, and while it’s currently capable of doing many things including SL (Yay!) – I need a new motherboard & memory module – this will be the 3rd time!! I have no sound nor input audio, which is weird. I realize now how dependent I am on sound, alerts and such.

Comp-icapped and all, I had the pleasure of rockin some tunes over at my new fav hangout, Second Life’s hottest night club, Seven Ultra Lounge. Can I just say, the place is hot! Check it out, even if nothing is going on event wise – it is a beautiful build!! Worth the price of admission, by far!  Be sure you dress accordingly, We’ve got the place bugged

Quick FYI: We’re gonna have to recall all of the Fisher Price Sing-a-longs – Just look what it did to Callie Cline!!

Oh, and please leave your gestures at home – they have strict enforcement of this rule – not that we don’t all love a gesture here and there, but some of you…you know who you are!…. have little to no self control!! This may be acceptable behavior at some clubs, but @ Seven, it’s about the conversation too – so no spammy gestures, and no green chatter!!

Our very own Phoenix Chapman will be making an appearance in the next edition of HOMME Magazine, and I am super excited! Be sure to keep an eye on their site for it!!

Lastly, tomorrow is the SL Blogger Party from 1pm SLT to whenever! Those who have attended in the past know these are themed. Well, our Hostess…err Mistress of the Month, Veyron Supercharged, has chosen to hold a little D/S party. Get all the dirty details *here*

Yours Truly will be up for auction @ 2pm SLT. I actually agreed to it, not realizing the theme!! I should have known better coming from Veyron! LOL. So go cash in your USD for some $L – bidding starts at $500L. All are welcome, not just bloggers!!

Better hop into SL and find something smexxxy to wear for the party!!

The Seven Ultra Lounge is the Newest, Hottest, Sexiest club to hit SL. I had to bribe the door man to let me in, noob, but it was well worth the$L!!

Here are a few hot shots from the event:

Colleen – looking fab and  shakin it like nobody else can

Moi

Our very own Phoenix Chapman and the amazing Torrid Midnight

Callie Cline  & Bianca Darling in the background providing the tunes.

Give it up for the most popular outfit of the evening…. It’s not THAT Bad, just not my style.

Not to mention everyone else was wearing it too!

And now it’s time for our most prestigious award of the night:

What is with those gloves? Thank Gawd She wasn’t Blinging, but of course a Posh club like this would never had allowed her in, cause that would be total overload.

Back in Action,

~Officer D. Rockin

Back that Booty up!  Hold up, wait a minute, who let the oil wrestling champ into artilleri?  On the left, it looks like she’s backing that ass up, but when you look at her front, she’s holding up her arms like she’s gonna do the bunny hop!  I won’t tell you her name, but I can promise you it’s *at least* as classy as her avatar is.

I would think with the amount of oil this chick has slathered on her, there should be no problem whatsoever with oil supply on the grid.

Kids, just say no to oil, shorts that ride up the front and back cracks, and pink erm…bootie shoes?

Today I turned TWO and some friends of mine were nice enough to plan a little party in celebration, to which you are all invited!

The Party will take place at Codie’s Code Red Lounge in Rouge and the music will be under control of the Fabulous Nexeus Fatale. 

The theme, of course, is Fashion Faux Pas – so be sure to dig up your worst for a chance to win some $Ls!!

Teleport to Code Red: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rouge/152/46/22

…Or so they say.

Well, We (me) here at SLFP are not quite sure if we are flattered or offended by the new “SL Fashion Disasters” blog “What the Fug?” located at wehatewhatyourewearing.blogspot.com.

The “Diva” in me is chomping at the bit to chew them up and spit them out for even thinking of producing a knock off blog and trying to pass themselves as Fashion Critiques…but then the smidge of level headedness prevails and reminds me that I barely have time to keep up with the floods of fashion faux paus you all send our way and the more the merrier in the combat agains the restless crimes of fashion on the grid.

So bring it on ladies! I’ll be keeping an eye on you and looking for my “Hommage to SLFP” badge when you get your blog design completed

Subscribe to What the Fug? Here

The One, The Only,

Chief D. Rockin

I posted some news over on I *Heart* SL just now, and for those of you who do not follow the fashion feeds, I wanted to be sure you got notice.

Please Read “News & Shoes @ I *Heart* SL”

Hopefully she wont take my extreme procrastination on announcing her position as concern that I am not Thrilled to have her on the team….

Please give a Warm Welcome to our Newest addition to the team – Officer Amanda Shinji! She’s the baddest Brit I know and to top that, one hell of a DJ.

After an amazing reformation following a fine for over grown “hedges”, I have no doubt she will be a valuable member to the Blog….and I’m totally not just saying that ’cause she speaks British